I’m with her, too.

I used to roll my eyes at J-Lo’s purported beauty regimen because it seemed to consist solely of face creams made of diamond chips and angel farts. She’s my age and she’s impossibly gorgeous, so now I’m all “ keep ffarting, you gassy angels!”

Interesting article. Thanks for posting it.

His hands are YOOGE. Hence the constant stream of admiration and envy from candidates who are orange and less manually endowed.

As a Clinton supporter I say good riddance DWS, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You failed at your job: both in getting down ticket candidates elected and apparently in being unbiased during the primary process. We need to unify as a party, enough of this nonsense.

I have a gin and tonic, and the kitties have a bowl of Fancy Feast chicken and tuna. It’s so ridiculously hot that my ice cubes melted in five minutes. Which is fine, I’ll just drink quicker :-)

NNNNNNNNnnnnnnngh... fucking stop Red Velveting things! It’s so three years ago, it looks hideous (in this case, like rolled up bloody fabric bandages), and it doesn’t even taste remotely interesting. WTF, bakers? W. T. F?

Reading. I want to get paid to read and learn things without using those learned things in any way except my own knowledge and pleasure.

I’m with you, Lauren. They look disgusting. Like something left behind on a restroom floor by the RNC convention.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

I didn’t know that, either.

.“I am fine with a Man for president...” JUST NOT THAT MAN

One thing to remember is if you stay at a Disney Resort, they offer in room child care (baby sitting) called Kid’s Night Out, for kids up to 12 years old and the price is fair at $18 for one up to $26 for four kids per hour. If you need to just have an adult night out for a night or two over the course of a week’s…

I know just the present for Wes!

“Is she ever alone?” NEVER. They follow you everywhere.

Maybe if you spell it with a k? She’s super klassy.

“If you think Chris Christie is qualified to sit on the Supreme Court, he’s got a bridge to sell you.... it already comes loaded with traffic”

See? Easy. Would have been a far better option.