Better than “pallet,” at least, unless he really liked to shovel the food down.

That what makes me laugh about autocorrect, it suggest some words I know I never text or tweet.

Mine all of a suddent decided she couldn’t live without one around 5 or 6. She was so unattached to everything but my tits! Not even a pacifier. I was like... since when are YOU so needy bitch? Haha

This is how I go up a latter...

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

I judge people primarily on their reason for buying their car. I look for faulty logic, level of research and thought, and personal taste. It’s OK for them to have a different opinion, it’s not OK for them to be flat out wrong.

I can’t either. So I looked them up, but I’ll forget their names again in no time. Here’s an interesting one:

Why am I not surprised that Tammy Duckworth is, again, being a total badass?

From CNN.com. I am most pleased.

Must be something flying around, same thing is happening to me. That primal scream line got me.

excuse me, I have something caught in both eyes....

I say keep on roasting him. I'm enjoying this.

I’ve always said that if, God forbid, somebody walked into the Capitol Building and opened fire, these fuckers would pass so many gun laws you wouldn’t even be able to say the word “gun” without being put on a watch list.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

Honestly, I thought that was more about how tiring it is to put a kid to bed. I barely feel human after that sometimes.

Skull explosions. Exact same thing. I have seen naked pictures of every other girl that my current.....squeeze?.....is sleeping with. I've gone back and forth between being really irritated (why would you show me that? I already know you have sex with people. Don't cram it in my eye holes.) and going Wow.....he is…

I was once casually dating a guy and he showed me a nude pic of another girl he was dating. I was non-monogamous, so I wasn’t upset personally (it helped that I’m prettier than her, not gonna lie) but I was so fucking pissed *for* her. He could not get it through his head. First he tried the “it’s a sexy picture, I…