If I’m wearing stuff covered in logos, i better not have paid for it! I’m not giving away my billboard breast ad space for free ya know!

This is sad on so many levels. A little girl is dead, she was killed in front of her siblings, and then one of them was blamed for it at first. I’m so tired of hearing about how gun owners are so responsible, when these tragedies happen all the time.

May he be run over by a truck...26 times.

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

AGREED.

Um, also I might have just emailed a kitty adoption place about a cat I saw on instagram and somehow convinced my family maybe it was a good idea?! HOPEFULLY she is into other cats! Want to see her? OKAY!

Jezzies, I had my baby! Her name is Juniper.

Okay so A FEW THINGS!

I voted for Hillary for a whole host of reasons. 1. I think she’s the most qualified candidate by a longshot. 2. I think she’s got a good balance of idealism and pragmatism. 3. Bernie’s populism is appealing to me, but I can’t see any way for his rhetoric to translate into action with Congress as we have it. 4. I…

You can still follow the writer who does the reviews!

I’m starting to count the days, this time next week Mr.Needlessly Defiant and I are spending the first night away from our kids in TWO YEARS. So please send positive thoughts my way this week that no one gets sick and screws this up for me.

After my experience with the Branch Davidians, I’m kind of turned off compound butter.

There is no trash because women will compost or recycle everything.

Thought this was a cute one from our old pal Mark...

And here is our mascot.

I have reserved a slot next Friday at the Kattencafe Kopjes in Amsterdam. I have paid 3 Euros to sit in a delightful cafe, eat snacks, and pet kitties for 2 hours. I will be in Amsterdam all week, going to see the Dixie Chicks, riding bikes among the tulips, checking out the Van Gogh Museum...but it is the kitty…

I kind of want a real cat to be inside that.

Psht. Let me tell you what it looks like when you don’t facially sweat. Red. Bright red. I wish I did, just a little, so that people at the gym didn’t stare at me like I’m some kind of freak.

OMFG, I hate, hate HATE the term “box-office poison”.

For those who would prefer having it all spelled out, here is the quote at the end of the Genius article, which is further excerpted from this piece on mtv.com: