Oh, Pope Francis. You’re nice and you mean well,but you don’t get to talk about kids. Nope. You chose celibacy and a life without 3am feedings. And you also preach zero choices around family planning. So yeah, stay in your fucking lane.

On a whole different note: Kate is still killing the dress game in India.

There’s no problem in saying this while also noting that they’re the world’s leading cause of homicidal rage.

1. Who is that nerd in the picture with Hugh Jackman’s wife?

that’s pretty presumptuous. I vaguely remember hearing about a price increase a few years ago, but would never have remembered absent all these articles about it. I’m not going to cancel, but there’s absolutely no reason for Netflix not to send a reminder email.

Oh honey, I’m so sorry. :( Break ups are no fun. If it makes you feel any better, after I broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years he was dating the woman he’d go on to marry within 4 months. So! Grieve, but know that someone better might be waiting just around the corner.

Oh hey so an ex of mine who is now married, and has been for a few years, is coming on to me and totally angling to hook up. I’m not looking for advice or to vent or anything, I just had to share because I’m slightly dumbfounded that - yup! - this shiz actually happens! Like the sex, admittedly, was utterly fantastic…

I went to Dairy Queen because I really, really wanted a dipcone and the guy working the window gave it to me for free and I'm just way too stoked on this.

Unusual Saturday Social Night. I’m headed out to celebrate the birthday of a millennial friend. She is super and so are her friends of all ages. There will be also be an attractive, tall, smart friend of hers there. He's closer to my age, - I'm an old- We know each other professionally but I'm hoping there will be…

You guys, Gabrielle Carteris has been elected president of SAG-AFTRA, or exec VP, the thing I saw said both. Go Andrea! Mr. PresidentFoxyJ: “She always was an overachiever.”

Hey all! Last SNS I posted my weird, preggo, thrown-together Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum costume (http://jezebel.com/maternity-leav…) I’d always heard before labor starts you get a burst of energy. My mom painted a bedroom, a coworker planted a garden. Apparently bad cosplay was how I spent my burst of energy because I…

I’m buying a house! The offer was accepted last night. Our offer was the same price/terms as another, but the sellers went with me and science guy because they wanted to give the house to a young family. I'm completely over the moon. (Also stressed and terrified)

I apologize in advance for this but I really, really can’t help myself:

Okay so a few things;

You may have heard this already, but for my winged eyeliner, I aim the wing towards the top of my ear.

This is my Potter fan with the only robe she has, the only glasses she has, and a butterbeer steamed milk. This is how we do school. :P

For me, I like the blog, Unfuckyourhabitat. It really motivates me to do cleaning things, and it is amazing. My parents were mild hoarders and they were terrible housekeepers, so housekeeping is a skill I am learning for myself now.

Hi Emily !

Hi, everyone! I have been going through some rough times lately and decided to start a project that will be good for my soul: I’m going to create an amazing personal library of books that I adore. I went to my local independent bookstore and purchased a few of my all-time favorites today. I plan to build on this every…

Emily is super confused by playing youtube videos of kittens. She wants them.

It is my birthday weekend and I traveled to see my bestie in the bay. We were going to visit Ikea and have In-N-Out and generally were living life and then we spun out on the freeway and almost died and it was so fucking scary and also…