Emma, I know there is a 0% chance of you reading this, since it’s like a billion hours after the post went up. However, I want to apologize for all the moronic men on this discussion that are advocating for standing because their junk is just so “huge and dangly” (read: tiny and disfigured) that they couldn’t possibly…

Jay Grimes is a Pilates Elder in his 80s who kicked my butt quite proper, and there are students in their 60s & 70s in some classes who inspire the rest of us to keep up.

I encountered the same thing on OKC and deleted my profile. Then about a year later I went back on to prove to my friend how awful it is. Within a day I got a nice message (among all the offers of D) and, well, we’ve been together for a year and a half.

Still pretty damned impressive! :)

If it makes you feel better, I tried doing a one hundred yesterday and ended up having to do two fifties instead. Not as impressive.

It will come.

I practiced them every day for a couple weeks and it def got easier with time. What I do is push myself up in a quick movement using momentum - I know you’re not supposed to do it like that, but I compensate by going back down as slow as possible. Eventually after a while your muscles get a bit stronger and the…

Are we making lists? I cannot do chaturanga in yoga; and may never do. I simply do not have the tricep strength.

One thing I’ve actually learned is how much comes from abdominal strength, even things that don’t really “look” like it. That said, fuck it, rock and rolling back and forth is super fun! It’s like a free back massage!

Don’t feel bad! I’ve been doing Pilates for six years and I can’t do a roll up. It’s a lower back thing for me. My abs are like rocks! — under 10 lbs. of flab. I can’t do that thing where you roll backward and get your legs over your head either.

your hand is already underneath your ass, you just drop the paper in the toilet like a normal person. WHAT ARE THESE ARGUMENTS EVEN

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

Just Putin it out there?

I never saw an uncircumcised one. I chose you to share that with. Sorry and thanks.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

I cashed in the V-card kinda late (26) and I’ve only slept with one dude. I know casual sex isn’t for me. That said, you could put it the way my gyno did to me—my mom never talked to me about sex and I wished she had.

KaBloom

UGH I WISH.