I think I have extreme droopy butt, or maybe a wide butt. I have tried just about every major brand of undies, including Aerie favored here, and I feel like very few complete contain my booty (from the sides, not from the bottom). I want my bottom completely contained, hopefully with no VPL. But I also need cotton…

My mother is on her 5th husband (plus at least one engagement that ended when she found out he was cheating), and she usually omits a few when telling people how many times she’s been married. All of them lasted at least a year.  The funny thing is, she found out husband #5 didn’t tell her about one of his marriages…

I do.  I don’t think I’ve purchased any groceries online, but I have ordered fixtures.  My guest bathroom vanity, which is an unusual size, came from Costco, and I have a new garbage disposal being delivered today.

I’m in CA, not too far from Disneyland. My son was less than a year old (so he had not received his MRR yet) when the outbreak happened. I remember seeing signs on the pediatrician’s office doors telling parents not to bring their kids in if they had spots and a fever.

I found out about this recall last week when I received the e-mail notice from Amazon. The Little Dude slept in one for a few months because he was a preemie with severe acid reflux. His pediatrician advised that we keep him in the bouncy seat (at an incline) for an hour after eating. Newborns eat every three hours,…

A few other points I forgot to make:

Buttigieg seems like a decent guy, but I feel like the spotlight on him is just another way of telling women we have to keep waiting our turn. The racist bros might vote for a gay white man, but ladies, they just won’t vote for a woman. Our time will come someday, if we just keep being patient.

Aren’t they up by D.C., and not in Georgia? I thought they migrated up that way when Rosita and the red headed guy (can’t remember his name right now, Ben?) were on a mission to get Eugene to D.C. Aaron found them after they had been walking for months. I always assumed Alexandria was Alexandria VA. If that’s the…

Eh, eventually her eyes will go and she won’t even see them. I found an inch-long dark hair growing near my right nipple a few months ago. I never saw it on me, I noticed it in the mirror!

I’m impressed James Corden knows all the words when he does Carpool Karaoke.  Little Dude knows the Oscar Mayer and Big Mac jingles because I ran out of lullabies that I know the words to.

My daughter used to do what I called the “snack and snooze”.  She was a really slow eater and used to doze off.  I think it was because she never liked pacifiers - she used me for that.

The epidural felt like a warm bath flooding through my veins. She should suffer why exactly? Where is the pressure for men to pass kidney stones without medication?

Not only that, but what about quality of life? My grandfather was fine until he was 90. No medications, went dancing and had a “lady friend” for years after my grandmother died. But he fell at 90 and broke his hip, then fell again a few years later. He ended up back in diapers, and the last year of his life all he did…

Papa Doo has no chin; he’s had a beard for almost all of my life.  I think there’s a few pictures of him holding me when I was an infant (and he was 19) with no beard, but that’s it.  The closest he’s been to clean-shaven since is a goatee.

Reading the headline, I thought “sure, once my kids are grown.”  The couple part kicks me out of the running, and the innkeeper part squelches the last inclination to do this.

I hope things get better for you. I’m on medication that is helping but I really should make time to see a therapist. It always bums me out when I log onto Facebook and seeing all the moms from school hanging out without me. So my resolution is to spend less time on Facebook and more time doing things with the kids.

Thank you, and a better 2019 to you too!

I don’t mean to be a bummer, but I have suffered from depression on and off over the past 25 years, and one of my coworkers committed suicide last Sunday. I grieve for his father, and the fact that he felt so alone with the holidays coming up that he thought that taking his own life was his only solution. He was only…

She’s 36.  If she’s going to birth little Priyonases, she needs to get started.  Same reason Megan Markle got pregnant so soon after the wedding - I think she’s also 36.

Does yours have a filter in the bottom, and have you cleaned it recently?  Two weeks ago, I ran the dishwasher and approximately 60% of the dishes needed to be rewashed.  I pulled the filter out of the bottom, soaked it overnight in a mixture of 50% baking soda and 50% white vinegar, which removed the built-up grease…