Guess what? If you're in your "mid to late 30's" and making $400,000 - $500,000 per year, you can BUY the Princeton (or Harvard, MIT or UCLA) sperm if you really want kids. Plus hire a nanny! No more empty apartment.

Sex is different for everyone. I didn't have my first boyfriend until I was 28, and at that point I wanted to see what all of the fuss was about. I'm glad I waited, because he was very patient, kind and considerate.

I think you are correct, although I do remember giving Little Doo a container of blueberries, and gasping when I opened her diaper to find Smurf Butt.

Yes, exactly. I have three friends my age or slightly older who have never had children. One spends all of her money on Broadway shows, which brings her joy, and the other is married and travels quite a bit with her husband.

Why isn't she writing a book and advising her sons to father, SUPPORT and RAISE children before their sperm start to deteriorate? Isn't that what the more recent studies have shown, that the age of the father influences the mental health of the children?

"Work will wait. Your fertility won't,"

It's one of my all-time favorites.

Wow! I had a vaginal birth with epidural for my first, and I thought it was outrageous that the hospital charged me $8,000 for one night and $800 for my daughter. My OB was way less - he only charged $2,500 for all of the prenatal care, which I thought was a mistake after seeing the hospital bill.

OK, I was conflicted before I watched the video, because Grandpa Doo is 91 and he should NOT be driving any more. As my Mom said, he's like Mr. Magoo behind the wheel. He can't see, he can't hear, and he can't move that fast. He fell last year and broke his hip, and my Mom tried to get the rehab facility, the NV…

Personality-wise, I'm really a Dorothy. But one of my friends is still a virgin, so to her I'm slutty, slutty Blanche.

I'm Blanche in my Golden Girls, because I own a house where we can live.

It really won't be that bad, for a couple of reasons. I'll have to go back to work when the Little Dude is around 2 months old. The kids always fight the parents more than they do the sitter/day care. Naptime was only really a struggle with Little Doo on the weekends when she was 2-3 years old. Hopefully the…

I read Erin's quote and thought "good for you! You know you don't want kids and you haven't had them." Pregnancy is entirely preventable; you don't want kids? Don't have them! Nothing makes me crazier than men who say they don't want kids, but refuse to use a condom and won't get a vasectomy.

Yep, it sucks when you have a little one who naps. Just wait until you have a 2 year old who does not want to take a nap at all, EVER. When Little Doo was at that stage, it was easier to get in the car, start a circuit of the freeways, put on some smooth jazz, and crank up the heater until she dozed off.

I have family in Arizona, and when explaining DST to Little Doo, I mentioned that Arizona doesn't change their clocks. Little Doo asked if they have clocks in AZ. I was going to make a crack to my sister-in-law that it's because both their clocks and their politicians are stuck in the 1920s, and then I decided it…

My issue is that I haven't had the opportunity. I've only had one other partner since my divorce, and he was a selfish prick who never tried to get me off. He actually bragged about not going down on his previous partner for over a year. That experience was so bad, it's made me hesitant to find another partner. I…

My Mom had crazy, heavy periods in her late 40s/early 50s. She discovered she had fibroids, and she had a hysterectomy about 10 years ago.

I'm agreeing with the other Jezzies that you need to have this discussion with him, because the answer might not be that he's never done it or that he's inexperienced, it might be that he doesn't like doing it. The ex-Mr. Doo was my first sexual partner, and the beginning was all new and exciting. I was very much…

They're in the water!

This white lady gave birth to Little Doo in a hospital, with a nice, warm epidural. When the Little Dude is born this summer, he will be born in the same hospital, with hopefully enough time for me to get that same nice, warm epidural. Hospitals are where the (legal) drugs are!