This is dumb. At no point in his time as commander is Li Shang interested in Mulan; if anything, it’s the opposite (though she would never approach him).

Great insights! One trend I’ve also noticed is the increased number of “side events” that are added to the celebration. When most of my peers were getting married (late 80s and 90s) a rehearsal dinner was just that - a dinner for the wedding party after a walk-through of the ceremony. Then, people started inviting…

OK but how do I join W.I.T.C.H

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

Christ on cracker. The thought that these fuck nuts could be reinstated and/or perform surgery again at all (and so soon) is god damn bone chilling. They should lose their licenses for falsifying records and lying. No patient in their right mind would ever willingly trust these scum bags again.  

A metoidioplasty is a surgery that some trans men opt for in place of a phalloplasty (the creation of a phallus). It largely involves cutting some ligaments that hold the clitoral structure close to the body - gives it some greater length, basically. You can google it; it’s the more common option for trans men who…

Google says that a metoidioplasty is the process by which the former clitoris is shaped into a penis.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

Shut the fuck up with your bad-faith interpretations of their articles.

The best I can gather is that they think all of the people who voted for Trump will abandon him at the sight of a Real Billionaire. Never mind that those people will never vote for someone with a D by their name and will never support anyone over Dear Leader, it also doesn’t take into consideration just how much of a…

Rich White Lady with All Basic Needs Met says No Need for Revolution!

Tim Gunn and Isaac Mizrahi should be fucking ashamed of themselves. The way that so many celebrities are falling over themselves to endorse this piece of shit is ridiculous. Of course Judge Judy thinks a revolution isn’t necessary. She’s a rich white woman. Everything’s going great for her.

I’ll take the spring chicken over Mayo Pete and Klo-boring-char.

Please, for the absolute love of fuck, don’t give me the option of voting for this rich fuckwad.

Besides being a horrible thing to say, you know what else isn’t a great strategy? Letting the “middle of the country” know that you think they’re a bunch of prejudiced yokels who can’t handle the nuances of something like trans issues.

Between the “We are buying this as our vacation home because we come to (obscure location) so often!” and the “We are buying this hut and putting a million dollars into it to make it look like an American house” I hate most of the HHI homeowners.

I am addicted to House Hunters International. I derive enormous pleasure from hating on the couples. They are all SO dysfunctional!

I’d like to see them do a “Househunters: Where Are They Now?” episode about a couple getting divorced and looking for new housing. I’m sure there’d be quite a few.

As someone who has watched what some might classify as a disgusting amount of House Hunters (both domestic and international), approximately 75 percent of the heterosexual couples you see on the show make it clear within the first five minutes of their episode that they should not be together.

I listened to my mom instead of Gottlieb, which is to say: I listened to myself.