The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Disagree. People will actually mean it when they say, “Yes, I’d love to see your wedding photos.”

I am now making pumpkin bread, as soon as I see a good pumpkin for it. Thanks to you I will gorge myself. I hope you’re happy. 

If your friends don’t own a gun, maybe there’s a reason for that, bro? That’s what AOC was getting at.

Just so I’m clear: you think my friends are domestic abusers/criminals? Seriously that’s your argument? That they can’t pass a background check?

i find people like her very, very dangerous. like someone who would keep bringing their kids around predators because “they wouldnt hurt a fly” in the face of damning, convincing evidence to the contrary. i prefer tina knowles who wouldnt let any of the destiny child’s members near a rec studio with r.kelly.

Noted drunk asshole Orson Welle’s burns are downright PRESCIENT.

I wish more places had cinnamon alone as an option. It doesn’t really stir in well, but I love it in coffee. 

Good for her! She finally gets to be part of a national conversation that has been about her and at her, but not with her.

“I’m okay, everything’s okay.”

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

That sure beats the time I saw Danny DeVito walking around town after dropping off his son on campus.

Thinx is a good product. I have never used a bidet but imagine that they are also good products. I really, really wish Miki weren’t such a toolbag - she taints these products with her shitty “leadership” “skills.” (Also the term “she-e-o” makes me want to barf.)

Obligatory.

Be honest, you’d only follow the clouds so you could yell at them.

My heart just grew three sizes. I love that Obama went to his neices college basketball game. I think that’s precious. I have a lot of aunts and uncles and none of them ever went to any of my school activities. They like me fine, I suppose, just not as much as Obama likes his niece. :D

Fuck me. I mean if we can't trust professional wastrels to post accurate photographs of their social media subsidized lifestyle, who can we trust? I'm shaken.

I would probably follow the clouds’ Instagram page before any “influencer”, but I’m a bitter old man.

Mybe they won't be a bunch of narcs like Malia's classmates.