Not even Leslie Knope would vote for Joe when she could vote Warren.

Bad Guy is annoying

The obvious choice is for Billie Eilish to collaborate with Lil Nas X and put “Old Town Bad Guy Road: The Despacito Hillbilly Emo Mumblerap Mix” on the top of the charts for the next five months.

I agree about political leaders and royals, and important world religious leaders. They really can’t fly commercial, but I do think celebrities totally can. If you are rich enough you get first class seats, get to board first, and get to go to the fancy suites in-between flights. And they can do the expedited…

Since most of them are in LA or NYC, book a single, larger jet and “jetpool” over.

Yeah... No actually. Mexico’s president, AMLO, has chosen to fly commercial, in spite of our country being slightly violent. It can be done.

While I think this is true of some pro lifers it is not true of the movement as a whole. Otherwise they would support increased access to birth control and comprehensive sex education, both of which contribute to lower abortion rates because they limit unwanted pregnancies. They don’t support those things because the…

yes thank you for this, now we can all rest easy knowing that the great abortion dilemma of the US is now solved, thanks to iceman295

Unless the parents take lots of video and or pictures. To embarrass thier offspring when they can retain memories. 

Any pparents who buy their 1 year old a pile of gifts are just wasting their money. Just wrap up their favorite gifts and they will be all “fuck yeah! That is where that went!!”

We should all be like this dog

“he had a distinct memory of being born, despite scientific evidence that fetuses do not experience consciousness.”

I am so tired. So, so tired. 

If your cause is just, you don’t have to cheat or lie. You don’t have to resort to trickery or manipulation, if you are doing the right thing.

Right? The snark is too much here.

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

It seems to me that common sense dictates Prince Harry and family requires private travel for safety...

Judging by his behavior on screen and these tweets, we’re about one election cycle away from this dude launching a presidential campaign.

“Suck it Daniel you dumb maple syrup slut.”

I knew which chair before the picture loaded. They are uncomfortable as fuck and should be launched into the sun.