Ok, so I GUESS there is a way to determine someone’s marital status if they’re already your employee, but could someone smarter than me explain how this could possibly even a little bit pass muster for people interviewing? It’s illegal to ask someone’s marital status.

This makes me so sad. I’m an older millennial (born in ’86), and while social media obviously has huge issues re: privacy and jealousy/perspective, it has connected me with my peers in a way that previous generations simply couldn’t. It has also helped REDUCE my loneliness - I’m part of some really amazing private…

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Is it weird that I know who Tyler Cameron is but not Gigi Hadid? 

Not nearly enough is being made of that PERFECT “Maybe I can teach you a thing or two about going down on your wife”. Demi wins forever.

“As I did this, I heard a strange sound, much like burbling. I looked up. He was urinating in an arc into his own mouth and gargling on it.”

I’m a mom of a six month old boy, but I’m not a #boymom. Not only do I not have time to read mommy blogs or get into mom culture, but it seems very limiting for mothers to build their outward identity around motherhood. I mean, yeah, I spend like 80% of my time when not working or sleeping with my baby, but at least I…

Yikes.

I’m the mom of two young boys and I actively dislike the whole #boymom culture. My boys are not defined by their gender and I am not defined by their gender either. Yes, there are a lot of fart jokes and muddy feet, but there is also long hair and painted fingernails. Trucks riding in doll strollers. Plush dinosaurs…

I just railed against this “Boy Mom” tag yesterday, I have an 8 month son my goal should be the same as any other parent, raise your kid to as best you can to not be an asshole. This should be the goal of any parent regardless of gender. (I know this sentiment is a little different than what the article discusses on…

I am nothing but happy for Tyler. In the top 5 of the Bachelorette finalists there was a misogynist sociopath, a sociopath with a girlfriend and a guitar, a pilot with a recent ex-girlfriend who liked to get down in windmills (the pilot not the ex-girlfriend((maybe the ex-girlfriend too, I don’t know her life)),…

Good for Tyler. He got rejected for the philandering human version of Jimmy Neutron, and he’s rebounding with a girl who lives in town and kind of looks like him.

The only thing more tiresome than Pumpkin Spice season is Pumpkin Spice take season, be it apologia or polemic.

I guess you are right that runner up is not normally the next bachelor/ette. Jojo Fletcher was, right? Anyway, Bachelor Nation was drooling so hard over how amazing Tyler C. is that I wouldn’t be surprised if ABC talked to him about it. I heard they normally put out a few offers before making a final decision. I think…

I am under the impression that “Fredo” has enter the national lexicon as a catch-all for “raging incompetence” which, frankly, fits DJTJ (the entire clan, really) extremely well.

The last time I heard “Fredo” was in reference to DJTJ (who is not of Italian descent; I heard he’s 50% incompetent a-hole and 50% rancid Orangesicle on his father’s side) and NOBODY seemed to have an issue with that.

Because he’s planning to go back to school the next semester. That’s why he needed a ride from Hooters . He’s trying to eliminate expenses.

Peter + Dean 4ever

I liked Dean because he was different from all the other contestants. I felt for him during the family visit. I'm sure balancing bachelor fame has been difficult to navigate.  However, we should be bringing attention to his illegal drone usage in National Parks. It's not okay to use his Instagram platform to promote…

Oh man, questionable facial hair? Lives in van? Unemployed? Sign 22-year-old me the fuck up. I can’t wait to buy him McDonald’s and lie about him to my parents.