Deep-fried PB&J is one of the world’s best culinary inventions. It’s basically one of those Smuckers Uncrustables things, which makes it functionally a PB&J empanada. I haven’t had one in almost a decade and now I want one so bad.

Not a Gillibrand fan so don’t @ me but she’s the only one who doesn’t look secretly (or not-so-secretly if you’re our ever-transparent Bernard) upset.

Its just such a silly and embarrassingly obvious political spectacle. I hate that this artifice is a part of politics. And I’m not talking about any ‘good ol’ days’ because politicians have literally always done this kind of pandering silliness and a certain segment of the populace laps it up like eating a corn dog at…

Thank you. Occam’s Razor strongly suggests that he couldn’t handle the thought of spending the rest of his life behind bars, especially for a crime that is so infamously looked down upon by gen pop. Of course the guards were working extreme overtime, has no one been paying any attention to the news report about…

the whitest picture of the summer

There are a lot of people here and on the internet at large who have clearly never been institutionalized. It’s not that hard to convince a doctor that you are not going to kill yourself immediately. The fact that he was on suicide watch for so long means that they were taking this seriously. Perhaps he shouldn’t been…

Oh I see where this is going.

I don’t have wifi at my home right now/for the past week and it took me like a full DAY to realize there were state conspiracy theories going on. I originally thought people just thought he was murdered bc he was gross. Lol.

Shoulda named the kid Jade Egg. THAT would be memorable.

Teatray? GOd, I think it is Moses . Why do I know that? I’d like to remember my multiplication tables and know which direction North is but NO.

That’s probably why she named her kids Apple and Beelzabub* - so she will remember who the hell they are.

She was a politically ambitious Democratic woman.  It doesn’t matter if she is conservative, centrist, or liberal.  They will still call her a communist.

I remember during the protests around the time of the inauguration seeing a sign that said something like “We should have been at brunch right now” and remember thinking “That’s part of the problem, isn’t it?” Getting rid of the orange man is only step one.

I keep reminding myself that he repeatedly fails at getting the nomination when he runs. The longer he keeps on doing his Biden thing, the higher the likelihood that the Obama glow wears off.

Warren’s steady rise in the polls is giving me hope.

I don't understand how he could possibly win the nomination. Has he offered up anything other than "we need to beat Trump. I'll fight him on the playground"? Of course that doesn't matter because everyone says he's the most "electable" so people see him as the nominee already and fall in line.

I wonder if non-Trump voters will be too apathetic to turn up to vote for Biden because puritanically progressive sites like Jezebel have spent months vehemently trying to convince everybody that Biden sucks in every regard.

Seriously, when are people going to stop making excuses for this guy? Democrats want this? Then the party is garbage and needs to be burnt to the ground just like the Republican Party.

Personally, when I decide who I am going to vote for, I shut out everything except Jezebel articles that came out 15 months before the election. So you’re definitely onto something and not at all acting like a caricature of a centrist boomer with a head full of conventional wisdom they’ve never examined.

As a black man Im more disturbed by Biden not being a fucking laughingstock at this point than by anything Trump or his MAGAts have done. I expect bigotry and racism, frankly I wouldn’t recognize America without it, but the Democratic “establishment” (for lack of a better description) still riding strong with…

After so many “gaffes,” I think we need to stop calling these remarks unintentional and start calling them very intentional. You're right to hesitate calling this remark about smart white kids a gaffe.