Also in NYC, but made the mistake of spending way too much time outside today, though of course, the grossest, most humid places to be were subway platforms. At least my friends moved their picnic in fort Tryon park from 1 to 5, and then I got there around 7, so the sun wasn’t completely beating down on me.

I feel like even if New York has better weather than some other places, it’s harder to escape the shitty weather because most of us can’t hide from the heat/cold in our nonexistent cars, and our apartments don’t have central air and we’re at the mercy of our landlords in the winter (maybe that’s just my apartment…

The Dream of the 90s makes me want to move to Portland, even though Portlandia and some of my other favorite comedians rip on Portland a lot.

Old video, but sadly still relevant:

I mean, I rarely watch Bollywood movies and I know who he is. I guess I was wrong to assume that most people would at least be able to see a picture of him and be like, “Oh yeah, that guy’s famous,” even if they weren’t exactly sure why.

Yep! I’m from a small town in New Jersey, and without fail, I will see at least one confederate flag flying from a car or on someone’s porch when I go visit my parents. And I’ve gotten into arguments with people from high school who tell me that flying the confederate flag isn’t racist or stupid for someone who is…

Ugh, I’m remembering the time I won a scholarship in high school, and my parents yelled at me for not hugging the family giving out the scholarship (it was in their son’s name, as he had died of cancer about 5 years before), mostly because the other recipient hugged them, because she was close friends with them and…

So this might make me seem like a huge asshole, but in the span of a few weeks, I went from wanting a boyfriend, to being glad I’m still single, because I went on a couple dates with a guy, and while he was a perfectly lovely person, I felt nothing when we kissed and got scared because the way he was talking made it…

At least you didn’t reelect Chris Christie, despite immensely disliking him (seriously, wtf, my home state of New Jersey?!).

Even though planning events stresses me out, if no one else more outgoing volunteers, I will try to set something up! Something chill, maybe at a coffee shop or bar, or even at a park if it’s not grossly hot out.

I’m his age, and I’m pretty sure I look older than him.

Haha, thanks! =P I’m kind of hoping I’ll run into him one day since we live in the same city, so I can redeem myself and actually tell him how much I appreciate his work.

So, this isn’t like super embarrassing, but last week, I met Hari Kondabolu after one of his shows and I wanted to say how much I appreciated his work, but I was too nervous to. Instead, when he said he wasn’t sure if he wanted to do a second show that night, I was like, “sorry, you have to, my friend is going,”…

My recently, former roommate did that on Facebook posts/event invites, and it made me internally cringe every time.

My roommate who recently moved out is maybe not quite as peppy as Chelsea (but still tiring to be around for long periods of time, tbh), but their writing styles (based on my roommate’s Facebook posts) are very, very similar. Right down to calling alcohol “alch” instead of just spelling the whole thing out, which for…

My dad’s parents look after my much younger cousins, and even though my aunt pays them since in addition to nannying, they also do household chores and cook for the family, I think my grandparents are looking forward to when my cousins are old enough to look after themselves when my aunt and uncle are at work. I mean,…

My grandparents only ever occasionally babysat my sister and me, because one set of them lived six hours away, and the other set were still young enough to work. However, my paternal grandparents were and still are nannies for my cousins on that side of the family, and my dad’s brother actually tried to get them to…

Happy Birthday! Maybe this could be the NYC jezzie meet up that I suggested we should have in the comments section of another article. :P

I still think all of us NYC Jezzies should have an IRL meetup one day, but maybe that’s just me? =P

I started buying all my razors from Dollar Shave club since they don’t gender their products, so I can avoid the pink tax. Though amusingly enough, when I go on vacation with my parents and sister, they’ve sometimes confused my dad’s razor with mine since my razor handle is black instead of a nice, bright pink or…