Also, because the trolls are out in full force today, this picture is safe and related to what you said, I swear!

Not gonna lie, if I had a scrap of paper in my bag, there’s a good chance I would have written my number on it, and thrown it at him before running away.

Aww man, I remember going to the Please Touch Museum as a kid. That museum was so dope.

My dad seems to be pretty good at not touching stuff he’s not supposed to in museums, but one time when I was like 10 and we went on a day trip to New York, he broke one of the giant M&Ms dispensers in the Toys R Us in Time Square and M&Ms were just like, pouring all over the floor.

So I met Hari Kondabolu after one of his shows last week, and after the initial rush of, “Oh my god, I met my favorite comedian/new crush!!!” I started going through a downward spiral of thinking of how the conversation could have gone much better. Like, I wanted to tell him how much I appreciate his work, and all I…

Yeah, not gonna lie, 14 year old me would have been much more interested in this than 25 year old me currently is. =/

So, two brags this week- 1) I met Hari Kondabolu on Wednesday after his show! I wish I hadn’t completely clammed up before I could say how much I appreciate his work, but he’s my current celebrity crush, so I was kind of nervous. 2) broke my dating dry spell earlier tonight and made out with a guy. He’s pretty cool,…

❤️❤️❤️ Just don’t leave Twinja or I will cry. :( I had some beer and wine tonight at a friend’s birthday party!

None, which probably explains why everyone was so civil. Though some of these conversations happened over breakfast, while I was still in dire need of caffeine, so I’m surprised crabby little me didn’t argue with anyone. =P

I’m surprised that my family gathering was as civil as it was last weekend, because it included 1) an uncle who doesn’t like Trump that much, but will vote for him because Hillary is going to turn the US into a socialist/Marxist hellhole and take away all the guns, 2) Another uncle who was a big Bernie supporter and I…

When I did an exchange program in Poland, my host mom made that a few times. She also made a version with blueberries since the family owned a blueberry farm. I didn’t actually think it was that bad, but pretty unusual for me.

I went to a comedy show last night, and the opener at one point said something like, “I love my sister, but she’s one of those people who has framed pictures of words around her house,” and I was like, lol, yes girl, I know exactly what you mean.

I’ve seen a few people on my Facebook newsfeed supporting Gary Johnson, but they always seem to do it in this really smug way, like, “Oh you Democrats and Republicans pretending like there’s only 2 viable candidates are so dumb! Look here, we’ve got Gary Johnson. He’s reasonable! He’d be great!” And every time I see…

Lower Manhattan specifically. Those of us who live/work in Harlem or Washington Heights just have to deal with racist relatives asking us if the areas we spend most of our time in are “safe enough.” And then we have to be like, “wait, are you seriously asking a Latina if she feels safe living in a predominantly Latinx…

I remember going by a billboard for Dr. Pepper 10 that said, “Tastetosterone” a few years ago. Thank goodness I wasn’t driving, because I rolled my eyes so hard.

Yay, Team Mystic!!!

I live in New York, so I’m lucky enough that I can catch Pokemon while I’m walking to and from work/the grocery store/etc. I’ve only gone out of my way to walk around and play the game maybe once or twice so far.

Aww, that’s an awesome tradition. My mom used to read Harry Potter out loud to my sister and me until we were both old enough to read them on our own.

I need to get my hands on this and read it ASAP, even though I’m currently in the middle of reading 3 different books. And may then have to grab copies of the series from my parent’s house so I can reread them again. I got in a car accident almost two years ago, and the first thing I turned to for comfort (after my…

This! And if you want some comedy to go with your political commentary, listen to Politically Reactive! They had Amy Goodman from Democracy Now! on the show last week, coincidentally.