Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Maybe if the Chevy SS didn't have a mid 40's price to start with, and maybe if the exterior inspired more excitement than a mild papercut, and maybe if Chevy actually advertised the thing and pretended they wanted to sell some, it wouldn't be on this list.

Ahem...

Wait...So what you're saying that the standard dealer model doesn't make for the best shopping experience?

YESSSSSSSSSS:

"On this weeks duck dynasty"

LESS MUSIC MORE ENGINE

I am seriously okay with all of these ideas except for the alphanumerics. Cadillac is getting some decent reputation with the ATS, CTS, and I'm even seeing more of the XTS and SRX. Two of these names have been around for a while and are increasingly popular/well received in the press. Why would you go and change the…