You fail to understand that you need us readers more than we need you. If you don’t have us clicking on and reading your articles then you don’t have a job.

Yes, you guys are writers and that’s obvious with many of the clever titles for articles.

Patrick George hired a writer for Jalopnik who didn’t even own a car.

I feel the same way. Jalopnik lost its heart when Patrick George finally stepped aside.

I was surprised to learn that 346,639 Minis were sold (to whom?) last year

What the hell is this an article of? Go post this on your facebook or tweet it or something.

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