For the record, I was quietly sitting in the cafeteria, eating my daily KFC Double Down, and he sat down next to me.

+1 angry mob

Somewhat confused, the Miami Dolphins will announce later today that they have just hired non-compliance expert and wide receivers coach Todd Haley after seeing his moves in a South Beach night club.

This was excellent, Josh. Your dad Ken must be super-proud.

I blame EMS.

And that was one of the most lopsided matches ever. Drops 2 games in a three-setter that lasts 74 minutes. Insane.

I know- but I get so little tennis love here that I'll take what little I get.

The short answer: Yes.

That's hysterical

Fisticuffs DUAN

Ha!

This is going to go down as one of my all time favorite signs from a sporting event. It's only better that it happened in the Staples Center

What If the Alabama Teabagging Incident Involved Women?

+1 Never forget

The officers' covers will be blown late in the 4th quarter when they are actually surprised by the Giants who, leading by 10, give up 21 points in less than 1:30 off a botched Lawrence Tynes field goal, Devin Thomas kick-return fumble, and Eli Manning tipped-pass interception that's run back for 6.

Oh look- UNC has decided it wants to play down to another mediocre ACC team. Fun.

Probably in the minority here, but I've always found the setup, etc. that came along with a Madden season to be annoyingly tedious. Just get me to the damn game already!

Made sure I set the DVR before I left. Glad to see it's back.

Thanks, but I'm holding out for Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning.

I've started mixing a bit of green tea into the water bottle I take to the gym. I seem to have a bit more energy (I'm sure it's from the slight caffeine buzz) but have also been feeling less sore after workouts as well.