I totally agree with Emma, if for no other reason than you never know when someone like that could turn out to be, oh I don't know... say the special assistant and personal aide to the President of the United States.

[sense of smugness sweeps over him]

I See Yu Baby, Shaking That Thing: Darvish Joins Rangers' Pitching Armada, Quickly Gets in to a Groove

+ichi

Those charges don't exist yet, though... they might come at any time

Best part about being overseas this week- it's 10am for me.

Did you not read my comment below about not drinking for a month? This is

If you are switching fields or even job descriptions within a field, then less money for the entry position just happens sometimes. My career path is about to drastically change within the next few months as I head back to school to do something totally different than the only real job I've ever known. I'm extremely…

Unfortunately yes. Haven't had a drop of alcohol since 1/1. Was planning on going until Mardi Gras without, but if Pats make the SB, all bets are off.

I liked how there were 20 people who all rushed to post something snarky when Brett went down.

Does anyone else ever find themselves lost on Deadspin? Click on a few comments, couple of profiles, etc. and all of a sudden you are back at a thread or a joke you can't believe you don't remember. Well, that happens to me every now and then. And I'm glad it did, because I rediscovered this gem.

Once married, The Purity Bear is rendered completely obsolete.

For a guy who cried foul over WPS hatchet jobs, Borislow seems strangely eager to have Wambach back.

In an effort to save face, ESPN has offered Rob a place on its staff as their first ever NFL Outsider.

+1

In my experience, the blood usually comes before the 5 holes.

Nice

Hehe

Replace 'kid' with 'Colin' in each of the above techniques and your're left with Michelle Beadle's job description.

Perhaps most unpopular among voters in Texas is James's continued insistence that he has no association with the death penalty.