Matt Leinart woke up in John McCain's lawn last night.

Yes!

Excellent

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[dying]

Rick Perry/Herman Cain/Jon Huntsman/Michelle Bachmann are Dan Marino.

Ovechkin defended himself, saying 'How could I possibly have spit on him? I never even opened my mouth!'

Ha!

Cage has managed to make an entire career out of screaming incoherently.

Virginia Tech team ever-so willing to give it away.

Rowe vs. Wait

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Hey man! Thanks for the heads up. As you might have guessed, we're all really taking the issue seriously.

Free piece of confusing information:

I work with a lot of different aid and government groups and spend a ton of time in Kabul. The shit that passes as acceptable in treating women is ridiculous.

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Few people know this, but Andy Reid was actually Keanu Reeves' stunt double in The Matrix.

No worries. Thanks for playing. I'd offer to make you a trophy, but I'm not nearly as creative as Stephen Glass.

Middle School CTV: Hey,you forgot to add your number!

Nah all 3 leagues were DS guys- just a lot of people wanted to play.