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Dear God that is the greatest pairing of foods since Baconnaise.

You must have one the third league then: Ngata Toomer came out of nowhere and took the league I managed and I believe Fendi Turdtubeonahoagielikepieceofbr... won the league Polk was running.

I really hate to be that guy, but Morrison is supposedly getting written off WWE. He was one of my favorites for his acrobatics, but apparently was not very technically gifted, despite his lack of fanfare and ability to work in some of the craziest moves ever.

When she and her sister first started out, they weren't hated at all. And when crowds started to turn, you could throw a lot of that blame in the direction of their piece of shit father who has a special knack for making everyone in the room angry.

Some of the story lines they are working on right now look excellent. Last night on RAW they brought back Chris Jericho, who while putting on a poorly executed teaser, still got the crowd pumped. And there's something weird with Kane, too. The guys sucks, but I keep holding out hope of seeing him getting cleaned rea…

So Serena Williams decided again today that she needed to open her mouth and make everyone hate her. So not only has she worked really hard these last years to alienate most of the players on the WTA and ATP, now she gets to have the fans turn on her too.

I totally agree with IMG above- True Lies brought the best of everything. Arnold was the perfect comic relief, Ahhhhhnold did what he does best back when he did it best, and the ladies...

The weirdest part is that the one that was the closest to my own age (Dushku) was the one I found least attractive- and I'd say that still holds true.

Actually, they are totally cool with that (I think). I've gotten lost over there a couple times and they are usually quick with a +1 or 'hearted' or something similar.

True Lies was the first movie that made me realize that women were a good thing. Lord amighty I was smitten.

Did you read AJ's column?! He's got to stem the flow of readers if he wants to keep his job!

In case any of you fellas aren't quite ready to bid Fantasy Football goodbye yet, either:

Thanks for the info Erin. Would you happen to know if this phenomenon is limited to toilets or generally extends to other devices that eject fecal matter?

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How The Iowa Caucus Is Different From Other Elections

Pictured: Realizing he must have gotten some shit on his thumb when he went to wipe, Norv Turner is suddenly powerless to move his hand.

Good stuff!

I don't know man- 4 women seems like a lot of time wasted saying 'No, no, I don't want to have sex, but thanks'.

Oh man, that made me giggle.