Your Pokemon references are scarily coherent.

He should be very glad she showed some restraint

A 'Bitter Santa' is also what Jeff's brother Stan called it when, in the spirit of Christmas, he gingerly dipped his testicles in nutmeg before teabagging his younger sibling.

That's not very nice, Barry, but I've still heard worse said about Tennessee.

Once again, Venezuela provides us with an example of MLB players' fiery tempers.

I very much enjoy the irony that in the above description of AJ, 'Dick.' is the only phrase/word that Dom did not find a relevant link to embed.

And a timely +1 to you

while the future of Chris Paul remained a cliffhanger

+1 TJ Yates

Marshawn wasn't the only Lynch all over the TV this weekend. Despite having only a modicum of talent, former-California-Raisinette-turned-actress Jane Lynch once again found herself as the star of a major advertising campaign. Her secret? Really, really good handjobs.

Fuck that ending was terrible. And worse- that bastard Stern is gonna get to fine Garnett for that little choke he threw at the end.

I don't think I've ever heard two announcers publicly fellate a referee like Kerr/Albert right now. And to make it worse, king twatwaffle himself, Joey Crawford, continues to feel the need to make his presence felt with one inept call after another.

Ive read this 5 times now and every time I do, it makes me giggle.

Dad? How are you passed out on the couch and still commenting?

Heading off to the late night service in a couple hours. Going to continue getting loaded until then.

And in honor of the massive Christmas dinner awaiting him tomorrow, 'Feast Mode' is born.

Week 16 irrational predictions thread

And of course I meant 'can' be purchased.

So long as they aren't playing the Pats, my allegiance can't be purchased on a game-to-game basis at the low, low price of a bottle of bourbon.

You guys- Cam Newton may actually be Superman.