I'm not sure which has mole holes- Cromartie's coverage or his condoms.

Alright, so this will probably never happen again, but I actually have to cheer for the Giants today.

Did the quiz bowl thing to but my bread and butter was the geography bee. Made it to states a couple times in middle school and did pretty well, just never good enough.

Christ, are people actually doing that? Sounds to me like that it is definitely time for you to make a Facebook purge. I derive a kind of satisfaction for each twatwaffle I end up axing.

God, don't apologize for disc golf. It's a great time and definitely counts as a solid hobby/sport. We had an excellent course in Chapel Hill and I used to run/play it all the time.

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Keep fighting the good fight, sir!

I considered switching it, but then worried you might not be able to find me!

Fucking-A Awesome.

How could I not? That Poopballs button has been haunting me all day.

@Bell, @Walk Done and Done.

So I've been fighting getting on Twitter for a long time, but this just had to be done. Make the right fucking choice people. Vote yes for AJ, dammit.

Well I am pretty sure that a 3pm DUAN means 'Florida Rules' are in effect.

I'm so so sorry Craggs. I really meant to hit 'yes' but this is a lot harder than it looks.

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Aw Kris, don't take it so hard. They're not saying 'Boooo', they're saying 'Loooooser'.

In all the hoopla surrounding Ms. Hewlett winning a truck, nobody notices that she also healed some guy's torn ACL, thereby giving him a spirited chance in the 2nd intermission's Ass-kicking Contest.

Coupal: OK Ms. Hewlett, are you ready to try your luck?

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Adding insult to possible injury, according to Dutch league rules, the fan himself is responsible for paying for any injuries he might have suffered during the ensuing scuffle.