[just don't feed them, lest they upchuck]

Don't worry about Lewis. If the whole college basketball thing doesn't end up working out for him, I hear Syracuse is still looking for a QB.

Music provided by the Stephen W. Hawking Orchestra.

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@JimBelushi Feel free to call me anything yal want. Don't feel bad if yal call me John. Just please call me. #INEEDWORK

Stick to what you know best, Chad- Texas high school football and advising Atreyu on the dangers of the Nothing.

'Ok guys- those are great Fergie impressions- could have gotten a little bit more out of you Eldon, but you can definitely make up for it with our next one- Ryan O'Neal!'

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By now, I'm starting to think the Gray family motto is 'Make a bad Decision'.

The prolific expeller of love yogurt disagrees with the FDA's assertion

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Prokhorov will later admit also being extremely surprised by Diamante's appearance, having misunderstood David's years of experience with 'Sho Box'.

In Portland, a Blazers big-man missing only 8 games would be a cause for celebration.

I think the SEC has it right. By aligning their bowl schedules to all occur within a very narrow window, SEC bands will be able to inundate various media outlets with their sounds and dazzling visual displays. The end result is a compounding confusion of emotion and school spirit, culminating in a wave of typically…

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Hugs!

That's in the follow-up game, Realistic Summer Drinking Games Simulator.

Yes. And if there is one convenient, you should try to guilt/lie/sneak your way into the United lounge and do it for free.

Go eat at the Cici's on 15/501. If that shit doesn't turn you off pizza, you're too far gone, my friend.

'Tis the season for warm fur hats.