Cyrus_the_virus
Cyrus_the_virus
Cyrus_the_virus

Growing up, Dick Endberg and Bud Collins were Wimbledon. Waking up stupid-early to hear those guys call matches really cemented in my mind how The Championships really were the greatest tournament in tennis.

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This came on my workout playlist about a week ago and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.

Man are they going to miss you in a couple of months.

Power Boner DUAN

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

I usually subscribe to the rule of never eating the in-flight meal as it does magical (not the good kind) things to my digestive track. Yesterday I said'Fuck it' and ate it anyways.

End any name with a double 'ee' and really never give the kid a chance:

If it has to include 'Favre':

After the apps are all in, I think (January). I'm already procrastinating the shit out of them- don't need another excuse to not get them done.

I live on the Virginia side of the Potomac and can still 2nd that.

Pick up a resistance band for training. I use P90x, but there are tons of free workouts/ideas you can find on the Youtubes.

Page 1, paragraph 1,Todd Haley's Travel Tips for Bro-fessionals.

Each fall, I rediscover that I'm hopelessly in love with Pillsbury Crescent rolls.

If you aren't familiar with them, also check out Engel, Klavier, Links 2 3 4, and Mein Herz Brent. Du Hast is probably their most famous- it's OK.

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With this commentariat, you might be starting something that can't be stopped.

Is that because the book is actually hollowed-out and contains one of these?

'Trauma-offed' is also how Tawny Kitaen used to refer to birthday sex.

Yeah- I liked Moe and that was about it. Lesa seems like she has no idea what the fuck she is doing. And one of those two fat rednecks is trying waaaaaay to hard to build catchphrases- 'Let's make like sheep and get the flock out of here'. Are you fucking kidding me? He even said it twice!

I totally just un-hearted you then hearted you again.