Same goes for Big League Chew. Some little bastard on my pee wee team used to bring a whole pack each game and not share with anyone.

Hey, I was open asshole.

The panties are still better than Kosek's regular underwear, which incorrectly identify him as him a Cleveland fan

Everybody just chill out- it's an game Edwards and Allen made up when they both attended Edwin Abbot Abbot's Summer Camp for Line-men a few years back.

Ever watch a woman urinate? It's like someone took an axe to a sewer pipeline. It's CHAOS.

I've heard of guys being 'married to their work' before, but this is ridiculous.

Hey, it worked for the once-endangered Cromartius Fornicatus. Combined with its natural not-in-the-slightest-bit-selective mating routine, Cromartii can now be found in dozens of metropolitan areas across the US.

+1 flat, beer

In prison, Sandusky will quickly realize that the only hard thing he's getting in the clink will be his cellmate Jim's beam.

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Nice

of disgusted faces and possessions thrown out onto the lawn.

they now suffer from "anxiety, depression, short-term memory loss, severe headaches, sleeping problems and dizziness.

One of the fraternities at UNC used to throw a party about a decade ago called the Jonestown Massacre

Ever make it to Zet's Jonestown Massacre?

Awesome. Thanks for the tip.

Damn it- I was planning on going either there or Montreal for the first time this year. Is Montreal significantly better?

Ouch. Guy sounds like a dick. But in fairness- UTEP? Really?

I am insanely addicted to Storage Wars.