Ok, that made me chuckle.

Ugh. Berman's 3-minute Half-time Self-Fellatio Extravaganza is still worse.

Oh yeah, at least 3 fumbles there.

I foresee a friendly wager occurring. Pick your poison, sir.

I was already starting up my Kabul-beard this week. Can I grow a beard and count it?

DeSean Jackson's Final Statline:

Man are you going to be pissed when UNC dismantles you.

he grabs a stick and challenges the whole of Belarus to drop the gloves.

Upon arrival at Mount Vernon...

That said, the true sign of enduring gender equality is surely McIlroy's willingness to hold a No. 2 in the air next to his superior girlfriend.

Of course Sandusky was caught off guard by the reporters. He's much more accustomed to using the back door.

Yesterday in Central Park, there was stumbling. There was vomiting. There were tears, and they were not always tears of joy.

A series of sudden, spastic movements? Shit, Phil, you could probably slap that guy with trademark infringement.

Oh.... GOD DAMN IT! BAD REDSKINS OWNER! BAD! BAD!

Jeez- Mike is usually such a reserved guy. I wonder what would have made him so angry?

(Un)holy shit!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Ah, the joys of parenthood.

Yeah yeah. Gf bought me an iPad this weekend so I was required to hang out with her.

In an expletive laced post-game speech, Washington also reiterated that no player or coach would be allowed to wear metal spikes in the 2012 season.