Even Pam Tebow wouldn't have kept this game to term.

This is the first year I've ever used RedZone. I will not be going back.

Good stuff.

Just excellent. It's hard for me to say that Tebow's actions are geared toward creating the kind of attention shit-storm that has always followed him. It took me a long time to come to terms with this- I hated him as a Gator and laughed when he got knocked out in the Kentucky game and cheered when he cried in losing…

Most bettors have been delayed in backing either LSU or Alabama, as they are politely waiting until their respective cousins to finish.

Well, there is something to be said for minimizing deviation.

Hillis continued: 'So it was either I marry this broad, or I move to Iceland, on account of hearing that "No man is in Iceland" '.

I was one of his larger customers, but I had a number of frustrations with the amenities of the facility.

Even as a young child, her parents knew she was bound for glory.

You tell it, sister.

Coach: Hey, Trent, whaddaya go for 2, eh sport?

I see executives in Portland already drooling in anticipation.

Aww! Ooohhh. Yay?

Nice.

Excellent

Brian Kilmeade later added that La Russa's departure is a sure sign that Arizona's immigration policies are driving unwanted Latinos out.

Kick-ass, Australia, Europe and S. Africa.

Bound to happen as people (and the material) get tired. Every now and then there is still a keeper, though. It'll slow as people start turning in for the night- now it's up to the drunks, problem gamblers, pissed off security guards on night-shift duty and ESPN's 40 readers who live in Asia/Europe to keep this going…

There is a commenter over there named 'goingforthirdban'. Even more than the comments, that is killing me.

The story neglects to talk about Albert's now-defunct first foray into the food industry- financing a late-night taco truck. locally referred to as 'Pujols's Two Hole'.