[wipes sweat from brow]

Despite the negative publicity that the crash has brought, event organizers were proud to announce today that they've already located a sponsor for next year's event- Tawny Kitaen.

5. Afghanistan

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Meanwhile, James Carville would like to know why his own people on KTAR have still not come back for him.

Not to be a stickler here, but you did forget to credit LeAnn Rimes' diary for these tips.

If Garrard doesn't play already, I bet he'd be a natural at chess. Looks like he has already mastered the Indian Defense.

[Thought better of it]

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Where does one procure said 'booth' and how does one convince the coach to go into it for the next 5 years?

Cris: I tell you he looks poised, doesn't he Al?

Nice effort Fabian, but you missed Yolanda Saldívar's birthday by a month.

Thats grate

Seriously- no offense to parents out there, but if the zombie apocalypse/massive flood/killer virus scenario plays out, number one rule of my survivor group is no kids.

I like the cut of your jib.

What????!!!

Nope-gotta bake the seeds. Wash them off then spread them out on a cookie sheet. Melt a little butter and drizzle it over them. Sprinkle with brown sugar and cinnamon. Bake 15-20 minutes until they are soft-ish.

Man are you gonna be pissed when you realize you missed the last 30 minutes of the show.

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