I just won $20 bucks for betting that the Bears burned a TO in the first 10 minutes.

I got Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise when I was 10 (I had a really cool older cousin). I didn't know what the hell half of the things that were being said were, so I pretty much made up the words to the entire CD.

Join the rest of us who couldn't get on the college version and try for the adult one.

I'm already tingling with anticipation at what Chad McGhee is going to say in his weekly video.

One spectator describe the punch as being the most Fanta-stic he'd ever seen.

Wow. Slice may be disappearing fast, but he definitely Crushed that guy.

In Belichick we trust. In Belichick we trust. In Belichick we trust...

No idea man, but those commercials are fucking lies. I just drank two of those shits and I'm still in DC freezing my ass off. No girls in bikinis; no sun; no beach. Must be a couple of broken cans. This may require additional investigation.

So my roommate went and babysat for an old friend of his last week. Just as a favor- no money involved- so he could have a night out with his wife. To say thank you, the guy bought my roommate a 12-pack.

It was actually meant to be a test of Canada's socialized medicine. I assumed that the suggestion would cause Vodka to go immediately into cardiac arrest.

Ah, the Patriots secondary- making mediocre quarterbacks look good since 2005*.

Just drink it with a straw.

Why wouldn't Native Americans support Tebow? Replacing Orton is a huge gamble for Denver.

So it went forward then came back around? I believe that's called an 'event horizon' moment? Or as Glen Davis refers to them 'Eeuuuuuuhhhhh?'.

I'm just like, uh, everyone else- I loved Dick Tracy when I was a kid.

Caption: Hey there big boy.... ever had to take a shot of penicillin straight to the dick? Do you want to?

Not sure if advertising the players nude is the right call here- it's bound to encourage some Lecherous behavior.

In another story coming from our friends in the midwest, Stedman Graham was seen walking through the streets of Chicago today, chastising his spiritual partner with chants of 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.......sucks!'

My only fear is that he would again interject himself as Madea and we'd end up with the most uncomfortable scene in the history of film.

I'm not Fat!