You forgot to mention Tyler Perry was involved. I expect you'll be hearing from his lawyers by COB.

PLEASE tell me that Skip Bayless is being played by Bambi Woods.

'I lost 70 pounds on Nutrisystem and I still got to eat caaaaaaaarbs!'

This is all part of a low-budget, viral marketing campaign to promote ESPN's next set of '30-for-30'-style films. The first film, covering the 1997 'Rout 66' game, is entitled Being John Mackovic.

Ugh, I'm so jealous- Bologna is wonderful this time of year. Perfectly landscaped yards, lots of seasonal festivities/songs and better food than I'd had anywhere else in Italy. And I bet outside the prison, it's even nicer.

Yeah! Yeah! That's what I had! I was so stressed out from ki-....ds, that everything in Chicago is now a huge blur.

God, I just love how diverse the Bay area can be. In San Francisco, there's a battle brewing over someone effectively stealing a script; in Oakland, their main issue is effectively sealing a crypt.

Plus.fucking.one.

What- was Jim Abbott too busy to film the segment?

I DON'T KNOW- ASK JJ ABRAMS.

MAYBE THE OTHER JD IS FABULOUSLY WEALTHY. BUILD A PORTAL, KILL HIM AND THEN BANG HIS SMOKING WIFE.

This song will always be inseparably linked with my high school experience. Which is probably why it was a lonely one.

Nice. Have to see if I can pick up a set somewhere around DC.

@Vodkanaut Storage Wars is on for at least the next 2.5 hours.

Sell your car and by a van. I hear riverfront property is going really cheap this time of year.

If only the third base coach had told Cabrera that Napoli had a cupcake in his mitt, they'd still be picking up pieces of that poor bastard.

Also concerned about excess weight compromising ring infrastructure? Kirstie Alley's cervix.

I have definitely played this before- a couple of my friends in school were on the ultimate team. I just remember being annoyed at how good they were, even when drunk.

Not sure- I'm using the standard view with Chrome- I can see all the stories, just not the videos.