Is this how you do it?

I've already hit my weekly quota of one ruined Raggedy Ann doll, thank you very much.

Hey man, that set isn't half bad! Not sure it was worth time-travelling back a year, but different strokes, right?

That is definitely not helping.

60 Minutes DUAN

Everything about that commercial is so wrong.

Ah- I may have also missed that part of the map. God, they are both awful at this. I think the best pairing-off of announcers is have one guy who is clearly a homer for the home side and his 'equal' for the away team. I envision it eventually leading to some R-rated language, subtle shots at one another and…

I'm just switching over- that's Marv, right? Jesus, the sportscaster industry must be strapped. I heard Costas calling a Sox/Yanks game earlier this year and now this.

There's a circus catch for ya

Oh ye of little faith.

At least Sanchez is consistently terrible. I would have been pissed if he'd come out and had a good game.

The question going into Week 6: Will there be blood?

Virginia is using tax-payer dollars to protect who?! Ohhhhh... Beamer. Carry on.

+1 lord and savior

This Miami/VT game is as an entertaining a matchup as I've seen all year. I half expect Miami to plan a statue of liberty.

This is going to last me until next Christmas, never mind this one.

Pictured: As if her last name being McRottencrotch didn't cast enough doubt on her protests, Brittany's complete lack of a poker face betrayed her attempts to blame the smell on Mike the Tiger's poor hygiene.

If you aren't watching the UNC/Lousiville game, you are missing a clinic on 'How To Not'

This fall could have been so much worse- had the young lady fallen chest first instead, she would have almost certainly pierced the ice and gone through, drowning in a matter of seconds.

Excellent