In accordance with Al's wishes, he will be put into an industrial-sized blender then fed through 1/2" tubing into Tim Brown's rectum as 'Adam's Song' plays on loop throughout the duration of the procedure.

You had me right until you went all weird with the 'In-Game Snipers' reference.

Nice

Meanwhile, long-time listener Colin Cowherd frantically dialed the NYPD on account of a 'bad man named Alal Bur Qurqa' threatening to attack the Chrysler building.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision...

When casting for the play, even the roles of the Knicks were highly contested, with one notable exception- Poor Fool was a unanimous choice to play John Starks.

Unfortunately for #69, it was only after he accepted their invitation to 'fourth meal' that he realized it meant he was about to get served a piping hot knuckle sandwich.

I've only heard the above and 'Helena Beat'. I kind of like the way they blend in some electronic into their music. They're like a way more punchable 'The Killers'.

Have neither seen it, nor heard the soundtrack. Will add it to the queue.

I can't help but smile when I hear 'Party Rock Anthem' because of the South Park episode with the Chinese and Japanese guy where they come out dancing to it.

Songs you're really not sure about but can't stop listening to anyways

I knew AppleCare wasn't worth the 100 bucks.

Photographer: I'm going to give this photo the caption 'The Three Stooges'.

Should be an 'l' in there. Thanks, nibbes.

Right about now, I bet Schutz feels like a real blockhead.

Jesus, my penis hasn't been this confused since I Google image-searched 'Julie Bowen Bikini'.

Look's like Tony's investment in steak-scented jewelry is really paying off for him.

Who's Eric Lindros?

meh.

He does seem like the guy who might have something coming outta his Speedos.