Prince Fielder uses a similar stance to trim the infield at Miller Park.

Nice.

I would have expected this kind of attack from Vodka, but you- you have changed...

Seeing Lenny Clarke skinny is just weird as hell.

I don't know if he was going to get crushed, per se- maybe just a little goosed.

Honestly- I actually didn't even mean to make a joke about it (it's exactly what happened) until I'd written it out and then it was just sitting there, waiting. Will look into it- any of the songs you particularly recommend?

I was. Then my college roommate listened to Everything in Transit everyday for two months straight. Now I can't hear them without thinking about him whinging about his Ex.

Either this guy is related to Kige Ramsey or I'm sticking with my earlier assumption that every household in Kentucky still uses lead plumbing to get its arsenic-laced ground water.

+1

I for one think that the correct measure of Burnett's is by the handle.

In keeping with his continued one-upsmanship of Sheen, Ashton Kutcher tweeted that he owns a pair of balls that have passed between a 50-year-old's legs.

@E_Hemingway: It's not like I didn't drink or smoke haha I just didn't go to parties.

Hehe

Well done.

Marcus Bachmann, on the other hand, maintains that men having improper thoughts while looking at pictures of Richard Gere remains the number way for Americans to end up blind.

Well, that solves the question of what reading material I'll take on my camping trip this weekend. Now I just have to figure out the second part to the quandary:

'Hey Jaws. Jaws. JAWS! Guess where I keep my Super Bowl ring.'

Not on Twitter, but @manningface always makes me laugh. Website is solid too.

Wonderful

[next Sunday in the replay booth]