Well if you don't come across it between now and the next time I swing by, I'll drop it off Jumeriah.

It is such an amazing read. I too could happily go on for hours, but not sure this is the place. See you over at i09 later!

Totally different from Elegant but you (and everyone else) should read The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins.

Most definitely. And we can road-trip it back to DC and make fun of Nats fans.

Yankees/Sox also makes for a pretty good ALCS, too.

You need to read this:

This whole thread keeps making me think it is the distant future, only Taco Bell has survived the fast food wars and you and Hume are rehabilitated criminals just awoken from cryogenic stasis.

I was really hoping somebody would catch that.

The line is good- no doubt better than the secondary. Say they do stop them three times- the line doesn't buy us anything when it comes to blocking the FG.

I'm ashamed at how simple a machine this is: gyroscope. They just seem insanely unnatural to me.

That definitely sounds familiar, now that you mention it. Still, it seems to be a much more rare event than I thought it would be.

I'm pretty sure that only happened after a Pats penalty gave them yet another 1st down on the half-yard line after NE had nuked their time outs. After a 14hr flight, I was pretty out of it, though.

In other Brewers news, the club announced today that Game 1 of the NLDS will be 2-for-1 hamburger night and the first 100 kids in the gate will get a free bottle of Elmer's glue.

Round-Table DUAN

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This video is totally unrelated but I just KNOW you are going to LOLZ/cry/have your heart melt when you see it. I've already PM'd it to, like, all 115 of my followers, but not you!

a friend of Deadspin contributor Pete Nash, free of charge.

Once again, out of context pictures destroy an otherwise happy marriage. It's pretty obvious that she's just teaching him the Tango.

Andy: Honey, I was thinking, now that I have this foundation and we're bringing in some real money- what do you think that I should use it for?

You know something is up if the guys at Ben and Jerry's think you're tripping.