If not, looks like you can order online.

God, that is so embarrassing. Velez was out of there faster than a bunch of ethnic Albanians.

I had some celery today with just a little Tony C's. Can you get that stuff up in Canada? Best Cajun seasoning ever.

Now they are bringing Proctor in.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

They're not even going to use Rivera. Seriously, fuck the Yankees.

For a country known for its neutrality, they sure do seem to have an axe to grind when it comes animals ruining their pristine landscaping.

Should Cashman end up being driven out of New York, he can take solace in the fact that he'll still be able to find employment as a Russian prime minister/quasi-despot.

For his celebrity wrestling match, Chad will be taking on the Crest Kids.

You have got to be shitting me.

Maybe the Bronx Fawner?

Whatever- everything since Source Tags & Codes has sucked anyway.

Don't you ruin this for me- I'm already cheering for Mark-fucking-Teixeira. I can't take much more.

I certainly wouldn't bet against that.

From that description, that could be anyone. I actually enjoy watching baseball on MASN- the announcers are kind of limited in how much of homers they can be, since they know the Os and Nats suck.

Missed Connections DUAN

What a double play by Scutaro.

As one of their frequent competitors for bidding on international work, I can now honestly and openly say that I love you.

You drunk, brah?

But this woman definitely eats elliptical girls for breakfast.