I wanted to go to Camden for the game tonight, but we had amazing rain this AM, nice afternoon and now it's pouring again. Not something you Trop fans will have to worry about, but it ruins a night in Bmore.

Fuck, indeed.

Let's just hope Lester doesn't let it come to that.

Any questions?

This is your brain on drugs:

If this Sox/Os game is close in the 5th, I can be at Camden in about 30 minutes and make sure Bard gets hit with a bottle if he even thinks about warming up.

This is your brain:

[casts level 2 spell of ejaculation]

In the event that Moorhouse ends up serving jail time, he'll be able to use his years of experience of telling people that the self-parking is around back.

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Everything about this is just great.

Statham has announced that he has subsequently converted to Mormonism.

Excellent.

How Has Steve Bartman Avoided Showing Up On The Internet After All These Years?

Nice

This homecoming crowd is absolutely stunned.

It's a perfectly executed interpretation of what David Hasselhoff's sperm felt after leaving him and entering Pam Anderson.

Cohn: Jeez, thanks Michelle. I could have been a goner if you weren't here.

Remember when you said he wasn't that bad, like, three weeks ago?

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