Odd-sounding as it is, it will alienate fewer fans than when Steffi and Andre went around telling people they were Gassi.

Just going off the business card, I'm guessing this guy falls on the 'less filling' side of the argument.

Why you ungrateful little bastard...

Unfortunately, now we are all Witnesses.

skin-clinging nuisance, which is certainly inconvenient and also kind of gross

Your tears are the fuel for my blackened soul.

Thanks for the PRO-tip.

Seems very counter-productive.

/looks at bill.

3 grown men giggling about how another man looks without his shirt on. Nothing weird about that.

You get a chocolate chunk cookie.

Within 10 minutes of arriving at 30th St. Station, I'd seen three Amish guys peeing in a row in the bathroom, an Eastern Mountain Sports (which is the greatest store ever) and one of the nicest campuses I've ever been on.

Sorry to disagree Craggs, but I think Buffalo just winged it and got lucky.

Way to fast-track it, Sanchez. Namath had to go through decades of hard drinking to get a nose like that.

Bob Costas would have no doubt contributed several of his own mentions, had he not spent the entire 3+ hour broadcast playing 'Human Centipede' with Eli and whatever-the-fuck-the-other-one's-name-is.

John, surely there are better ways to go about handling this. For instance, why go through a nasty, public divorce where everyone hates you for abandoning your cancer-ridden wife when you can just have a secret mistress on the side? Nothing bad can come of that.

Jesus, these teams are terrible. At least Jacksonville/Carolina can blame it on the weather.

The only thing worse is having to watch Maryland games every Saturday. Thank God their are more options for NCAAF than the NFL.

Al Davis also has an issue with 'whole "one foot in front of the other" thing' since one of his feet is permanently embedded in the grave.