You remember that one website that was shut down back in the day? The one that always had links to pretty much every sporting event? Well it may or may not be back up and running with a differeNt ExTension.

I made a promise to myself I wouldn't drink until I take the GMAT next weekend.

I'm so tired of Ravens and 'Skins games. Much rather see Jets/Raiders.

Complete lack thereof.

@kanyewest Still don't get what iz so damn fun-e. Fuck U fishrman and U R gay, not me. #fishesbehating

Your ability to graphically re-conceptualize a phrase is unmatched.

Police are currently holding Butts on charge of 'Robbin' da Hood'.

But it is what it shamefully was

Probably the same way that you reply to me and your comment is above mine.

And your Orange got a little help there from the refs. Was definitely wide on the extra point.

Say what you will about Andy Reid but he has nothing on Everett Withers when it comes to horrible clock management.

Heels gonna come back and take this from GT for a 4-0 start.

Because if there is one thing more satisfying to a Brewers fan than making the playoffs, it's getting to collectively piss all over their neighboring states.

This isn't the first time that a tiger has been found gorging on another of its kind.

Minnesota will now be changing its state nickname to 'The Land of 10,001 Lakes'.

Real Americans wear flag pins and flag pins ONLY.

Aw shucks, I'm just a private citizen doing support work for the real all-stars. It's not like many of those guys in the trenches have a damn say in what they are doing in Afghanistan, Iraq or elsewhere. Support the war, or not- there's just no excuse not to be respectful to the individual.

Arri will undoubtedly play this off as not being their own fault and, instead, cast the blame on their sub-contractor, LLOYD!, Inc.

As someone who was actually in Afghanistan not more than 16 hours ago, I bring a message for you booers straight from the front lines:

It's an assault on the olfactory senses