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Sorry but Japanese McDonald's is legit.

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I played Unity with great disappointment, wondering how it went so wrong. As I played, I kept hoping the next sidequest or co-op mission would turn it all around for me. I wondered if I'd just grown tired of a series I've enjoyed for so many years. But I don't think it's me. I'm the Assassin's Creed guy at Kotaku. I'm…

Don't forget our proud tradition of mattress sales!

Note that the announcement of both games comes via a GoG forum notice, which spilled the beans a little early. Similar postings reveal other classic Lucasarts games will also be coming to GoG, such as Fate of Atlantis, KOTOR and Sam & Max (though of course they're exciting, since they've long been available on…

It'll be hitting Kickstarter this month and if it gets funded, they're talking about a $200-ish price tag depending on interest.

I've been working alongside soldiers from both of those countries for the past several months here in Kandahar - they're good people. Also, even a smaller country like Belgium providing a couple F-16s or other type of air support makes a huge difference tactically during an air campaign like this.

That sounds like an amazingly fun game that I would get super excited about, play the beta, love it, pre-order it, play obsessively for about two months, and then quit because my friends "don't have the money/time" to invest in a new MMO. I hate my friends sometimes.

They want to fill a Caiman full of hurt kids during an emergency situation? I sure as hell hope they're going to practice their roll-over drills...

As someone who fenced for many years (epee, mainly) but has moved over to HEMA more recently (sword and buckler, mainly from the I.33 manual) I can say that in my experience there's way less "elegance" and a lot more chaos than I ever experienced in fencing. Sure, going through the manual of arms you have your drills…

I am really looking forward to this project.

Yup - and on average, one U.S. veteran commits suicide every hour.

I'm currently deployed over in Afghanistan where I work with a bunch of Australian Army types who have introduced us Americans to the joy that is the Tim Tam.

FWIW I was being sarcastic - speaking from the future generation where a large segment of the dipshittier portion of our society STILL doesn't see why this is offensive - but apparently didn't stick the landing.

"I'm sure future generations will look back on a name like the Washington Redskins and wonder, 'How could that have been (used) in 1992? How did society allow it?' "

Ironically, as a Virginian, the only place I've ever gotten a speeding ticket was in Texas...

Don't forget the clam cakes! Arguably the most important part!

Either that or Übermensch...