I would gladly have half as much power and have AWD. Couldn't hardly race that, torque steer would kill you pretty fast. Although I'm sure he does pretty well in straight-line drag races with some slicks and the car's insane power-to-weight ratio.

A prime example of why I've always thought a Chevy smallblock with glasspacks or open headers sounds like Chewbacca.

They should do another endurance race. What about the Baja 1000, in a car they built for cheap? The challenge being to actually finish at all. Extra points if Jezza doesn't destroy the car.

I love how the cop straight out say to the rider that bikes stop faster than cars, so the bike rider needs to be more careful of who is behind him. Umm, dumbass, you just admitted that you knew you were following too close.

"Honey, that car's trunk is almost as big as yours!"

Meh, she's not even that black. maybe a 1/4. I'm technically half-Russian, but people don't go around calling me Asian.

It's one of the many things that's only illegal if you get caught or get in an accident. For one, it's definitely distracted driving (depending on if it's any good or not), and second it is borderline public indecency. But if you're flying down a lonely highway, doubtful anybody would see. Not to mention,…

"Copping some dome." Is this a new euphemism for masturbating or something?

I don't see how this is any different than you calling the damn cab company and asking them to pick you up at X location at Y time. Using a smartphone is just more convenient.

I think the license plate on that FJ is 5VDV253. Has anyone notified the authorities?

The real question isn't how we fix the landing gear, but who didn't have the fish for dinner!

I'm kind of mad at this guy. He HEARD meowing when he was trying to start the car, but didn't bother to spend 20 seconds to pop the hood. And then he doesn't have the decency to adopt the cat himself or help find it a home. Poor kitty. :' (

I love how nowhere in the article or on the video clip do they mention if they were speeding, breaking any laws, or driving remotely dangerously. From everyone's accounts, one bus was legally passing another. And it sounded like they were already at speed, not accelerating from a dead stop, which is pretty far from…

Can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Millennial" is and why Jalopnik thinks I should know this term already? You're making me feel like an old man and I'm not even 30.

I do like how through all their hooning on public streets, you never see ONE other car. #safelyhooning

Apparently "A Town Near You" only applies if you live on the mid-east-coast or down south. Well shit, you had me excited that something interesting might actually happen in Montana for once.

Unsafe?! He was wearing a helmet!

"I see yer problem, dere's a big whole here!"

Jeremy Clements is only guilty of poor grammar and a limited vocabulary. The correct term is Afro-Engineered.