Hope you've got a moisture filter on that thing, otherwise you're risking spraying your motherboard with water. Also, these things can generate static, so don't get too close to any components.

This is why there are more people killed by vending machines than by wolves.

$20 for 2? Right now Amazon has the 2-pack for $13, and Walmart claims to also have it for $17. Imma hafta try one.

I love it when people stand in front of my car in an attempt to block me. My car is much heavier and more powerful than they, and the only thing supposedly stopping me from running them over is my fear of hurting them. However, if they see my car slowly moving towards them, they also have a choice to move out of the…

But most phones now don't use lithium ion, but lithium polymer, which I've heard prefers to be fully charged. How about some relevant info?

Why the hell would anyone want to drink a twist-cap beer? How revolting!

You might be thinking of using SIP, and not necessarily GV. Depending on how you have it set up, if you have GV set to forward calls to your standard number, it should be relatively latency free. However, if you're running through Groove IP or a SIP client, you can get maybe half a second of delay if the bandwidth is…

It does. Trust me, I know. The stomach is surprisingly attuned to your emotional state. I used to have a bunch of varying gastrointestinal problems, doctors had no idea what was going on. They told me to cut down on high fructose corn syrup and beans, which I rarely ate anyway. I finally realized that I was so…

Oddly enough, also from an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dates a guy who shaves his head, but convinces him to grow it out, only to find that he's gone bald.

Why lie? Just ask for a Change of Address packet. Don't have to claim you're moving. They really don't give a crap.

Yes, in some ways he was going too fast cause he couldn't stop as far as he could see. HOWEVER, it's also important, and THE LAW, to go with the speed of traffic. If he'd been going a "safe" speed such as 30mph, he would probably have been bowled over by one of those 18-wheelers going too fast. And that is why I…

Old video is very, very old. Five fekin years. Jalopnik has posted this like twice already!

Indian, Korea, Mexico. When the world goes to shit, they will make the cheap, efficient cars. Hopefully one of them makes something based on the El Camino.

While this is a sad event for all involved, bear in mind that you're still safer in a fekin Ariel Atom, tearing around a racetrack in the rain than you are driving around town with all the damn teenage girls on cellphones.

If a car is going to have traction issues at 80mph, perhaps they should be building something AWD, cause it isn't a matter of IF it's going to crash horribly, but WHEN. I'm sure that damn 10 sec Bronco will be first, however.

Excluding Ron Paul, of course.

Another lame carpack that I probably won't buy. Only decent cars are the Impala, Omni, Pinto, and Huayayarayrara, and maaaybe the Honda.

What pisses me off the most is auto parts stores where the don't really have a defined line or checkout stands, they just have the big long counter. And whomever is already being helped might take 5 minutes or 30 cause you never know who is just finishing a purchase and who is having the parts guy dig through several…

Who the hell has a contest to win a Lambo when it's fekin December and is icy out?

Abusing Mustang owners? Um, they're cheap muscle cars. They're designed and marketed to be hooned!