I love it when a van comes together...

As God as my witness ..... I thought turkeys could fly.  

Not sure if the success of this chassis is a love letter to the consistency and longevity NASCAR’s specs or a sad commentary on their lack of evolution.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Maybe! Here is the (INCREDIBLE)cast, and my best attempts at a modern-day equivalent. Keep in mind, I am an Old and probably don’t think that, for instance, Benedict Cumberbatch is as cool as the Youngs do.

I prefer Robin Hood as the Disney analogy for Trump: Prince John.

Counterpoint:

I’ve been wondering where the Stig’s American cousin has been.

Jalopup.

Sophie chillin in the el Camino. Unfortunately she likes to jump out of the bed, and fills the whole cab, so she doesnt get to go for rides as much as she would like. If she is in the driveway, any time you open a car door she forces her way in. Kinda hard to say no to 125 lbs of stubborn mastiff.

Late night in a corn field surrounded college town after their homecoming football game. The Five Hundred bested all other sedans attempting to make it from parking lot to county highway, by way of farm field.

Adequate.

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

“According to officials, the U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter was flying at 500 feet over the residential area of Staten Island in New York”

This is literally 90% garbage. I get the emotional reaction from a site like this but come on. Even the owner himself understands he’s just leaving a shitpile of worthless rustbuckets for his wife to deal with.

Looks like a McLaren F1 with a mouth opener at the dentist office...

You don’t even have to get to the pros...

I was varsity BBall in High School. Me and a teammate were playing at a local church that had a court, when in walks these two Steve Kerr looking MFers. They played for the local community college - I had no idea the community college even HAD a basketball team.

So they asked us…

You dirty green badge, get off my site. ;)