The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

NHL > NBA

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

Ho ho! Good one - totally zinged our consumerism. Ouch. My unfulfilled life is certainly full of worthless crap. Maybe I should follow the teachings of Plastic Jesus and now participate in creating contemporary art with no aesthetic value and a shallow social message instead.