The real disappointment, to me, is that not all of these men are “old.” I keep waiting for these assholes to die off and they keep producing new ones from somewhere.

Honestly, I’d be nervous if the Democrats nominate anyone other than Clinton for the top office. I may appreciate the ideas of Bernie Sanders, but I feel we need someone with downright icy veins to keep the current GOP from running amok* for the next few years.



*I don’t want this to look like I’m taking a shot at…

I would, but I don’t give a fuck about anything that happens in your life. Have fun! Better you than me!

Hillary is consistently incredible at ex tempore speech. She is composed, always has an arsenal of facts at her disposal (which are consistently about 99+44/100% correct as well), and her thoughts are naturally well-organized. Her text forms instantly in her head with a complete beginning, middle and end.

Wow. I think this:

That was child’s play for her. She’s spent her life watching grown men act the fool in bigger arenas then that one.

“She’s going to effectively erase Margaret Thatcher from the history books.”

They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…

Yep. There’d be some new “bite me”s and “if you’re not interested in what I have to say, why am I fucking here? There are several bottles of wine out there with my name on them”s in the Congressional Record if I were her.

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

Watch this documentary. This is the future of Texas, just like Communist Romania and Decree 770, the strongest abortion laws in history. All birth control is banned. All abortion was banned unless the woman and child would die (the woman would have to die if it was her or the child). Incest, rape? Doesn’t matter.…

I think you mean idiot people. I’ve known my share of liberal Texans, and they have all been truly lovely, passionate activists, but politicians aren’t summoned from the ether like Bloody Mary or the Candyman.

And yet another reason why I need to GTFO of this hellhole.

It’s pretty here in East Texas. It’d be nice to live in.

If it wasn’t for all the fucking fucks.

Being in Quebec, where nobody can legally change their name for marriage and where people love hyphenated first names, I know lot’s of people with hyphenated last names. Most ended up all but dropping one of the names. By adulthood, they’ve chosen a favourite name organically, and it’s obvious what gets passed on to…

I was trying hard to ignore the fact that he is voluntarily calling himself Jeb! I thought to myself “it’s not pronounced like that in English” and “he doesn’t know what it means”. But this proves this is a perfect nickname for him.

I would have gone for Groot personally. If you do not love Groot, you have a charcoal briquette in your chest cavity in lieu of a heart ;-).

I’m a Sanders supporter who thinks that progressivism would benefit from the Clintons (and the Democrats’ bewildering love for the Clintons) forever being remembered as an example of how democracy can be rigged to ensure that the most vulnerable members of society have no meaningful political representation. I won’t…

Have you ever met a guy who said he was fucking awesome at sex and after you had sex you agreed? Lucky!

For REAL. Thanks for letting girls know ahead of time that you don’t know how to work a girl!

I would never in a million years want to be in my 20s right now, even if it meant I had a legion of admirers. My 30s have been pretty good. I think I look good (when I remember to brush my hair), and I have so much more confidence. Dudes in their 30s and 40s are bad enough. I can’t even imagine how bad the ones in…