And if you’re only attracted to green-eyed redheads, with varying tempers, personalities, physical traits, sizes, occupations - you’ve got yourself a fetish.

On the bright side, you get to have sex with your favorite person whenever you want.

Yes. On reddit he makes a lot of noise.

I think it’s crazy that women are the ones who are expected to settle or, heaven forbid, we’ll stay single. Statistically we’ll have to do more housework and carry more of the emotional load of the relationship, and yet we’re supposed to settle for an unemployed dude who we don’t find attractive? LOL NOPE

—Besides, short guys have every right to be furious that they’re not being selected because of their height—

Great post.

I’m going to ask you to go back and read over your post. You’ve told me that my dating pool is men in their late 30s, just assuming that men can get away with rejecting women who are the same age or a couple years older. If we’re going to make women sit down and do the hard work of deconstructing their biases against…

It reminds me of the whole taking your husband’s name when you get married thing. As every Jezebel article on the subject illustrates, many if not most female readers either took their husband’s name or plan to, which is perfectly understandable. But way, way too many of them angrily insist that they did so completely…

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

Exactly!!! One of my friends posted something about how he'll never forget, nor will he forget the millions of Iraqis who were killed for what exactly? You can imagine how pissed people were. Iraqis aren't Christian so they don't count!!

I understand you’ve chosen Jindal Hill as the place to die for reasons unbeknownst to anyone short of Sarah Palin. Dude’s a first-class political moron driving his state into the sea no matter how many academic accolades he has. Accept it and move on.

lol yeah, I’d say not getting pregnant with a child I can’t care for is pretty “convenient” for me.

I dislike how “convenience” is being redefined to mean “other people’s problems that I don’t give a shit about.” Want pain meds for your injured back so you can make it through a day at your desk? You don’t need narcotics just for convenience - take some Advil and suck it up. But then, people never say that about back…

It’s a medical condition commonly known as “Trump taint” whereby exercise-induced perineal vasodialation begins vocalizing irrational jingoist twaddle.

Just make the appropriate adjustments when donating today and in the future :)

It’s like someone gathered all the Republican candidates into a room before they all announced, and said “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king...”

Irony, eh? There they have to have forced abortions, here we have to have forced births.

“Gabriel said watching me grow accustomed to Victorian clothes was like seeing me blossom into my true self.”