I hate to be that guy, but since this is Fly Girl I feel compelled to point out that there’s no “U”in Qantas. It’s an acronym standing for Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service, and isn’t a proper noun that requires a u follow the q.

No, not everyone who assaults women. Just the ones who think women owe them sex as a reward for being nice and then get pissed and lash out verbally or physically when they’re denied. Which actually sounds a lot like this guy.

I know man. That’s why every time I scream “F**king n***er” at someone, I follow it up with “What? Can’t you take a joke?”

No, it’s the worst.

You’re entitled to your own opinion, not your own facts. This case is the latter.

This isn’t YouTube comments. You’re just embarrassing yourself.

Ok, so what’s your excuse for everyone else on the plane booing the crew and telling AA they’ve lost a while bunch of customers?

Oh yeah, because a woman calling someone escorting an injured veteran a “faggot” would definitely have fellow passengers supporting her by booing her removal. Do you possess any critical thinking skills at all or do you work for United’s PR team or what?

Noooo, it’s full of knitting tutorials!

Right there with you. All my friends with kids are firmly in the “this is so fucking hard and awful sometimes, DO NOT have a baby unless you desperately want one” so I don’t have to deal with judgement luckily. I think people who think choosing to be childless are selfish are just pissed that someone had made a…

My STEM undergrad had a science communication course, which should absolutely be mandatory. A lot of the time scientists are their own worst enemies with getting their findings out to an incredibly scientifically illiterate community.

Statistically it’s the woman who is much worse off financially after divorce and the whole thing about the woman “getting” the kids is such a fallacy. Most men don’t want full custody of the child. When they actually ask for it, they get it about as often as the woman. These dudes don’t want the actual hassle of…

I have three friends who have been assaulted by taxi drivers, one raped. Regulation didn’t help them, when cab companies start doing psychological evaluations as part of their recruitment process, you might have a point. At least Uber tracks your journey and gives you phone contact with the driver. This story is…

I know three different women who’ve been sexually assaulted by taxi drivers so you know, at least you can talk to the Uber driver first. Rapers gon rape and driving a cab doesn’t magically make you a better person. You’re still getting in a car with a stranger.

What? National parks have nothing to do with capitalism. That’s why they’re federally funded government initiatives. They’re a socialist response to capitalism and it’s excesses.

They must be the Indian guys who used to PM me dick pics with friend requests on Facebook . No idea why it was only ever Indian men or why they picked me since my profile pic wasn’t exactly suggestive or even that attractive. It stopped after I changed my profile pic to something boring like a leaf and FB made a bunch…

I don’t know if this will make you feel better but I think “bad timing” is a cop out excuse. If he wanted you guys to happen, he would not have let a three week relationship stop him.

Oh god, I would. I spent so much time and energy on total d-bags that I wouldn’t spit on now.

I’m struggling to think of any comedian, male or female, who isn’t self -deprecating because that’s kind of what comics do; mine their own lives for laughs, and most of them are just neurotically self-loathing.

I keep hearing this but personally, if I don’t get to come, I get fucking pissed. Especially if the guy has come all over me and I have to deal with clean up. Rapidly cooling sperm is gross, I better be getting an orgasm.