I haven’t had sex in two years and I’ve gotta be honest, I don’t miss it at all. I have a vibrator and a lot more free time now with the added bonus of not having to deal with a strange guy in my house that I have nothing in common with apart from mashing our genitals together. I’ve had truly great sex in the past,…

Psychologically speaking, unbroken and prolonged eye-contact is just as creepy as not making eye-contact at all. The ideal is a few seconds of eye contact with micro breaks looking away or at other parts of the face.

Jesus, my parents are in their 60’s and even they have Chromecast. You not realising there are options other than “huddled around laptop” has nothing to do with age or martial status.

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How is it mooching to watch TV socially with your friends? What kind of a world do you live in where sports is best enjoyed alone in a darkened room? Cable was always for rich people in Australia because we had one option and that was the shitty Murdoch owned substandard service Foxtel, but at a premium price. Hardly…

Bollocks. If Netflix didn’t want multiple users to be able to access an account they wouldn’t have enabled multiple profiles on one account.

Australian here and it’s the same here. You can believe in anything you want but TALKING about it to other people outside of church/temple/mosque is just the height of bad manners and such a social faux pas. I have no idea what most of my friends or co-workers believe. I only know one of my friends is a Muslim because…

Oh god, I would pray for people to ask me this on a daily basis just so I could histrionically fall to my knees clutching my wrist in front of my face screaming “NO, NOT AGAIN PLEASE GOD NO, WHYYYYYYY!!??”

Unti driverless cars are 100% of cars on the road, this has to be a consideration.

That’s a bad example. More the person driving 20 under on the freeway or the person too scared to change lanes in heavy traffic who then panics at the last minute and pulls on front of someone.

Yeah, I mean, isn’t that the whole point of having robot cars? That they don’t drive like humans?

This is what bonfires were made for

The only book I’ve laugh cried in public at was He Died With A Falafel in his Hand. It’s very Australian though so I don’t know if the humour translates. The movie was a total travesty that in no way reflects the absurdity of the book.

I’m reading a book about the epidemiology of the Black Death and the cover is a medieval painting of bubo covered people being piled into a mass grave. I always have a spare seat next to me in the train now.

Ugh, I’m a pretty social and extraverted person and I don’t mind chatty work lunches but sometimes, I just want to read my book or stare out a widow and not talk to anyone and then I get these faux-hurt comments about how I’m avoiding people and being a loner. Like how fucking exhausting must it be to literally never…

You married a person who’s only criteria for a husband was that they interrupt them so, I don’t know how useful this is for women with higher standards than that, which is everyone hopefully.

Not even then, because you know nothing about that person’s taste in literature. I used to work in a library and one of the most irritating things was when people would ask me “What’s a good book to read?” to which I’d respond with questions about genres they liked or other authors they’d enjoyed and I’d get this…

Women do ask men out all the time. They just don’t harass strangers on the street because they think they’re fuckable. Women generally don’t approach dating as a numbers game where if you hit on enough people one of them will sleep with you. Shockingly most women want to know a bit about a man before they decide if…

Well to really and truly worship Satan as an entity you basically have to accept the entire Christian theology as real including the existence of God. Which most Satanists don’t. Satan as the LeVeyan’s see him is just a symbol of human nature, both the good and bad. Nothing more or less really.

Fact: 90% of the CDC’s budget is spent on bad wigs.