Which is why you have MRA’s bitching about how having a feminist Max shits all over the originals manly all-American values. I’m not even kidding. That’s an argument I’ve read.

I wish I could just pre-star all your comments.

So if a male flight attendant refused to serve women because of his religion, that would be ok?

I am so glad we’re going into spring in Australia where these abominations would get zero play due to the immanent heat death of anyone wearing that much cord.

We call those Zooper Dupers in Australia and they all have space related flavour names. I can eat about 20 in one sitting

We did 1984, A Streetcar Named Desire, Jane Eyre and Hamlet all in one year. That was a pretty depressing year.

Cool would also be knowing that France hasn’t lost every major conflict and that the country has existed a lot longer than just the last hundred years.

I found people much easier than animals too. People donate their bodies at the end of their lives. They’re not specifically killed so students can tinker with their insides. I guess that’s why it’s easier.

I wish Kafka was still around to write a short story about Chris Brown

According to that Russian guy, dolphins are natures vaccine. They cure Down Syndrome!

6 month old babies walking! Even though the inner ear isn’t fully developed at that age so they have no equilibrium! The power of dolphins...

Maybe sea births will help thin the gene pool?

This! My 24 year old super fit, super healthy sister had a text book perfect pregnancy, which she intended to have drug free in a hospital and she ended up having an emergency c-section because she just wouldn’t dialate enough. These hippies get so caught up in how natural the process is without seeming to remember…

I see what you’re saying, but who creates your idea of “perfect”? And why is there so little variation in what “perfect” is?

Female dogs tend to treat small children as pups anyway. I was warned when I adopted my girl that they can get a little nippy with kids who’re being rough as they see them as pups to correct and not like boy dogs who see them as fellow litter mates to play with. I can easily believe that one of the reasons this kid…

I don’t think it’s “not real English” so much as the US market requires SO MANY CHANGES to media to make foreign products platable to a local market. Just as an example the first Harry Potter book was sold as Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone in English speaking countries except the US where it was changed to…

But saying accents “get lost” assumes that American isn’t an accent. If you ask an Australian what accents people sing in, they’ll say American.

I prefer to think he opened his robe to expose, not a penis, but a mass of writhing tentacles all shrieking in an ungodly, otherworldly tongue.

You realise the female body produces a shit load of hormones and oxytocin when it goes into labour in order to physically enable her to give birth? Women don’t squeeze baby sized objects out of their bodies on a weekly basis for fun. Unless she’s a Duggar.

That is straight up ridiculous. You don’t think school teachers vent about their students or doctors and nurses don’t complain about patients? You’re telling me you’ve never once got annoyed by a family member and had a whinge? Jesus, how can you stand being so inhumanly perfect? Is everyone around you constantly…