Goddamn it, I literally just referenced this one. It is delicious in case you’re interested.

There was a popular one in Australia about 20 years ago called the Cocksucking Cowboy. It involved butterscotch schnapps. I think they just call them Cowboys now.

I’m 35 and their priorities never really change in my experience. They just get better at hiding them.

Which Tyga also does, by the way.

I would love any of those things more than a physical gift. Once you’re over a certain age, you have all the stuff you need and can generally afford to buy what little trinkets you like. But people are more busy, so spending time with family and friends becomes more precious. My family doesn’t do gifts at all any…

Hold onto your butt because the story of how he got the dog makes this entire story even more ovary popping:

Australian here and I mentally went “oh no she didn’t” when I read that. Yeah, it’s a pretty awful word here too. It wouldn’t have been so bad if she didn’t use it like A MILLION TIMES.

Oh fucking hell. I just started watching POI too. Goddamn it.

I’ve been single for almost two years now because of exactly this. The energy it takes to weed through the absolute shit ton of entitled, bratty man-children and straight up sociopaths is energy I could be spending on other things that are important to me. Honestly I’ve never been happier.

As an Australian I’m baffled that this is a big deal there. Minimum wage is $17 here with a 25 % loading if you’re casual to make up for the fact you don’t get the same annual leave/sick day benefits as permanent staff. We still have restaurants and cafes. We still have McDonald’s and KFC. Food in the US is no cheaper…

Why do you even bother pretending you’re interested in what other people think when you just ignore it in favour of your own interpretation of what they REALLY mean. What an unbelievably arrogant person you must be.

That one single example sure does prove that theory wrong!

Wait... You don’t think the people who made those memes are serious do you? Their entire thing is trolling the shit out of people so, I guess it works.

So you were mentioning a trend you’ve seen around the internet, but that clearly doesn’t exist here? Because I’ve seen no comments here suggesting she should change her morals. So what exactly is your point? And as others have said, plenty of people change their minds all the time. If it was impossible to change…

I grew up in outback Australia in the literal desert. I guarantee you don’t need lawn to have an active, outdoor childhood.

Hey, Stand Your Ground protected that fuckwit Zimmerman from a kid clear across the street. Surely it applies to a goddamn kid right up inside your fucking body!

Seriously! Where’s the deterrent to other councils not to act the same way? Is there even the slightest chance that a single one of these perverted old fucks will face any repercussions for this?

Who is she even trying to convince?

This is made even more spectacular by the fact that “Princess Sophia” was the name Kate Hudson have Matthew Mcconaghy’s dick in How To Lose A guy In 10 Days.

Which makes absolutely no sense because women are buying the bras. Why are you marketing bras to women the way Maxim markets car wax to horny frat boys?