Ha ha, yeah this is very true. AI was just awful from beginning to end. By minute 40 of Shelley Duvall's bug-eyed screeching in The Shining, I was praying for Jack to take the axe to her.

Because "people either enjoy my company or are largely ambivalent to my existence" doesn't sound quite so exciting despite being accurate for about 90% of the population.

Too true. I'm not friends with arseholes so none of my friends who got married have been difficult. People don't just suddenly morph into arseholes because they're getting married, that needs to be a part of their character they feel more entitled to give free rein to in the lead up to their wedding.

Seriously, are they actually suggesting that it's "normal" to reinforce unhealthy and unattainable images of beauty on their daughter? That parents who promote body positivity are akin to anti-vaxxers? I just don't even....

Try a Korean brand BB cream called Missha M. I'm pale as balls and their stuff is the best. It's not that shitty thin tinted moisturiser that passes for BB cream in the west. It's thicker than many foundations I've used and their lightest colour has no undertones of yellow, it's really neutral.

Yeah, this advice is not sound for places like Australia where the UV rating is through the roof and you can burn in as little as 5-10 minutes. We have the highest rate of skin cancer in the world and annual skin checks are the norm here. Trying to balance vitamin D needs with staying cancer free is a pretty major…

I stayed at my friends place in NSW once and woke up in the middle of the night to the whole house shaking. Thinking it was an earthquake or something, I jumped out of bed and ran outside. Turns out they have a wombat who uses one of the support poles for their house as a butt-scratching post and it shakes the entire…

I don't know about corny, but I found it a bit disappointing but the rest of the novel was a good read.

What is it about then? In the absence of a love interest for Daryl, how would his being gay effect how he behaves in his day-to-day life?

BOOK SPOILER ALERT! BOOK SPOILER ALERT!!

Maybe it's flowing, luxurious chest hair?

One assumes your friends have faces though, something the artist of this cover could barely be bothered to provide his drawing, since hey, doesn't really matter right? She's not a human being, she's a life support system for an arse.

I don't really have to research the guys portfolio to see that he's a bad artist. He clearly spends a lot of time and effort drawing the bits that turn him on then just phones in the rest of it. The face/neck/shoulders for example, look incredibly awkward and out of proportion.

"in all honesty though, how many girls read spider-woman?"
Probably a lot less now than would have done. I mean, is your argument really that girls don't read comics so it doesn't matter if comics are inaccessible to girls? Kind of circular reasoning, isn't it?
And no one is saying Spider Woman has to be unattractive,…

YES! Her entire body looks like a dong. It is completely bizarre and not in a sexy way.

I've been seeing these ice challenges on Facebook for over a month now and this is the first time I've ever seen ALS mentioned. I doubt half the people doing it even realise that there's supposed be a charitable reason behind it.

I probably could, but why would I bother? Clearly you're way more invested in this than I am.

Seriously? You're hanging around on the internet waiting for some stranger to respond to you about a subject this boring? I don't even know what to say to that.

Did you hear that people? She's a trained writer. WITH DEGREES. Your criticism is moot. The defence rests.

Yeah, no shit. I wasn't aware that unless there's a contract in place you should expect no recompense for your work if it's going to be used for commercial purposes.