Because "people either enjoy my company or are largely ambivalent to my existence" doesn't sound quite so exciting despite being accurate for about 90% of the population.

Too true. I'm not friends with arseholes so none of my friends who got married have been difficult. People don't just suddenly morph into arseholes because they're getting married, that needs to be a part of their character they feel more entitled to give free rein to in the lead up to their wedding.

Seriously, are they actually suggesting that it's "normal" to reinforce unhealthy and unattainable images of beauty on their daughter? That parents who promote body positivity are akin to anti-vaxxers? I just don't even....

Try a Korean brand BB cream called Missha M. I'm pale as balls and their stuff is the best. It's not that shitty thin tinted moisturiser that passes for BB cream in the west. It's thicker than many foundations I've used and their lightest colour has no undertones of yellow, it's really neutral.

Yeah, this advice is not sound for places like Australia where the UV rating is through the roof and you can burn in as little as 5-10 minutes. We have the highest rate of skin cancer in the world and annual skin checks are the norm here. Trying to balance vitamin D needs with staying cancer free is a pretty major…

I stayed at my friends place in NSW once and woke up in the middle of the night to the whole house shaking. Thinking it was an earthquake or something, I jumped out of bed and ran outside. Turns out they have a wombat who uses one of the support poles for their house as a butt-scratching post and it shakes the entire…

Exactly. I was taught in psych that if a heritability coefficient is close to 1 (which it almost never is), then environment is going to play a huge part in that.

Better yet, don't drink beer so shit you need to put fruit in it.

Can you even buy non-sticky tape? What would be the point of it? Isn't that just, I don't know, ribbon?

Funny, the guys who complain that women are shallow and only interested in looks, also tend to be the guys who think they're owed a supermodel despite being Dorito-encrusted shut-ins.

That's what we call it in Australia. Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

Except I didn't even say what you thought I was saying, so have fun arguing with yourself about that, I suppose?

Excellent point. I think she gave herself away with the comment that "the whole world thinks waiters are inferior" thing.

I didn't mean every individuals sexuality is all over the place, I meant humanity as a whole contains the entire spectrum of sexuality and no one else gets to tell an individual that how they define their particular sexuality is wrong. But thanks for jumping down my throat about it.

I so feel you on this. I find Benedict Cumberbatch physically unappealing, but dear lord, his voice is heaven.

Exactly, I'm in my mid-30's and have always identified as straight, but lately have been really attracted to women and would pursue them if I wasn't so freaked out by getting this exact reaction. People's sexuality is all over the place, no one else gets to define it for you.

I wouldn't touch Justin Bieber with someone else's vagina.

I don't think Miranda Kerr needs any help in the "appearing hot" department.

"I think of sexuality as a continuum, and I haven't met a woman with whom I'd want to be in a relationship, but I wouldn't rule it out forever."

Totally agree. I don't want to share bathrooms with men and I'm guessing trans women would feel even more strongly about that. I mean, the most they're going to get from a woman in a bathroom is rude comments, they could be physically assaulted by a man. I also have zero issues sharing bathrooms with trans women. If…